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Reed Timmer the Scientist is in a national All State commercial…

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All State has debuted a new commercial featuring Mike Morgan’s bionic storm chaser “Dr.” Reed Timmer the Scientist. The spot advertises the insurer’s new mobile weather alerts, because that’s apparently now a thing.

Here’s the spot:

FBI investigating ex-Oklahoman reporter Zeke Campfield on allegations he solicited a 16-year-old prostitute…

In our last report about the sad, sick and bizarre saga involving ex-Oklahoman reporter Zeke Campfield, I wrote the following line:

I know people are innocent until proven guilty, but I’m kind of worried this may be a tip of the iceberg type thing. I hope I’m wrong, but based on some other rumors I’ve heard, it just has the feel to it.

It looks like our worries were justified.

We have learned via the Ogle Mole Network that FBI agents busted Zeke Campfield in early May for allegedly soliciting the services of 16-year-old prostitute that he met online. Those allegations, when coupled with the accusations stemming from the May 25 incident at the Moore high schools graduation ceremony, have led agents to search Campfield’s home and confiscate computers, cameras, cell phones, and other digital equipment. According to the search warrant, they did this to…

Search for and seize items related to procuring a prostitute using the internet and for producing child pornography, listed in Attachment B. Pursuant to the authorities of this Court and Rule 41 of the Federal Rules of Criminal Procedure, I seek authority to search this property for evidence and instrumentalities related to the allegations against Nathaniel Zeke Campfield (CAMPFIELD) for committing sex trafficking of children by force, fraud, or coercion, in violation of 18 U.S.C. § 1591(a) and production or attempted production of child pornography, in violation of 18 U.S.c. § 2251.

Yeah, that’s bad. Here are the details regarding Zeke’s involvement with the prostitute from the search warrant’s “Statement of the Facts.” It marks the first time we’ve ever scooped the Video Vigilante in a local story about the world’s oldest profession:

Finally, Mike Morgan breaks his silence on Friday’s storm coverage…

As you probably know, it has not been the best week ever for KFOR Meteorologist Mike Morgan. After we published a round up of tweets that were highly critical of the sparkly bedazzled tie wearer’s Friday night storm coverage, The OklahomanGazette and even Reuters piled on with their own write-ups of Get-out-of-the-way-gate.

To make matters worse, Mike has been noticeably absent from KFOR’s recent news broadcasts. His disappearance from television has led to a lot of speculation in the Ogle Mole Network. Theories and rumors have ranged from the simple (suspended by KFOR) to the elaborate (kidnapped by KOKH’s Jeff George) to the sickening (eloped with one of Dr. Reed Timmer the Scientist’s Dominators).

Fortunately, it was none of those things. It looks like Magic Mike is (or was) simply on vacation. We know this because he responded to a question about his whereabouts that a viewer left on KFOR’s Facebook Page. If you’re looking for Mike to admit that he made or mistake or give an apology, you’re going to be disappointed. Check it out:

Enough about Zeke Campfield and the Weathermen…

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On Friday night, while Emily Sutton was nearly sucked into a tornado and weatherman Aaron Tuttle (pictured above) was probably going to the gym, tanning and doing laundry, the Oklahoman quietly posted an article on NewsOK.com about Zeke Campfield.

From the paper’s most prolific writer, Staff Reports:

A reporter for The Oklahoman was arrested Saturday night in Oklahoma City on an assault and battery complaint after a young woman said he bumped into her or brushed past her four times.

Zeke Campfield, 31, of Oklahoma City, was not assigned to cover any event for the newspaper at the time.

He denies wrongdoing. No charges have been filed.

Campfield was at the Cox Convention Center where graduation ceremonies were held for students in Moore, which was hit by a tornado May 20.

Three girls at the event also said he bumped into them multiple times, police reported.

Police officers also investigated concerns by witnesses that Campfield took inappropriate photos at the event but the officers did not find any physical evidence of that, according to a police report. Campfield insisted he mistakenly left his camera’s memory card at home, according to the report.

“We are aware of the arrest and have taken initial steps to understand and address the situation internally,” said Kelly Dyer Fry, editor of The Oklahoman. “Zeke Campfield has been a valuable, trusted member of our news staff for more than a year, so we are very surprised by the allegations in the police report. We will continue to monitor the situation, but will allow the authorities and the court system to do their job before finalizing our response.”

Campfield has been arrested before — in February 2003 in Montana. Police there reported finding a woman’s panties in his pants pocket after he was seen leaving a residence. He received a three-year deferred sentence for burglary, according to a 2003 newspaper report.

The Oklahoman does background checks on its employees but did not discover Campfield’s 2003 burglary charge at the time he was hired. The charge apparently was expunged from his record after he completed probation.

Campfield has not been on assignment since the alleged incident and is currently on leave.

Yeah, nothing to see here. Move along. We’ll just throw that item out there on a Friday night while tornadoes, flash floods and the monsters from Rampage attack Oklahoma City. Who cares that Zeke was previously arrested for stealing pink panties, or that our editors Rick Green and Robbie Trammell may have known about a past incident, this is not a news story and we’re going to do everything possible to make it appear that way. Don’t worry about it. Look! A Berry Tramel blog post about OU football! Go read that! It’s really good and folksy!

Sorry, that was my impression of The Oklahoman management team after drinking OPUBCO Kool-Aid mixed with Jim Traber’s truth serum. Because I’m kind of tired of this story at the moment, I’m going to buy their bag of B.S. and instead post some more strong boy pics of Aaron Tuttle. I’m sure Spencer, our female readers, and fans of bodywaxing will enjoy this:

Someone from The Onion is writing editorials for the Oklahoman…

Maybe the Oklahoman’s editors were inspired by their new purpose statement, or perhaps some of their columnists have gotten a bit bored, but the new satirical editorials in the paper have been a surprising hit. The commentaries, which are written from the point of view of a logical, rational, semi-sane human being, provide well-rounded, not-to-be-taken-seriously criticisms of the wacko core of the state GOP. They offer a much-needed break from the drab, down-trodden opinions that are usually found in “The State’s More Trusted News.”

Things started last week with an article that “criticized” Oklahoma House Speaker T.W. Shannon. It’s pretty funny. Here’s a snippet:

Republican National Committee Chairman Reince Priebus announced recently that Oklahoma House Speaker T.W. Shannon will be featured at RNC events across the country. The honor was likely bestowed based on Shannon’s personal appeal and his potential — not on his actual record.

Shannon, R-Lawton, is clearly likable and charismatic. He’s a gifted public speaker. But his biggest appeal to national GOP leaders is undoubtedly his heritage. Shannon is a black Republican and a member of the Chickasaw Nation. That’s a rare combination.

Shannon’s record so far hasn’t drawn national attention. Under Shannon, the House has steadfastly opposed incurring more bonded indebtedness. The result is that major state repairs remain largely unaddressed. Lawmakers instead appropriated funds to fix the Oklahoma Capitol and designated $30 million for other buildings.

Rather than fully address the problem, lawmakers mostly kicked the can down the road. And they did so with a bill combining Capitol repair funds and a tax cut to induce legislative support. A legal challenge based on unconstitutional logrolling is now expected.

Shannon has championed welfare reform measures, including work requirements. That’s fine, but it seems a throwback to the cutting edge of political debate in the early 1990s or before, not 2013.

Under Shannon’s leadership, the House passed numerous bills catering to fringe elements by focusing on the United Nations’ Agenda 21, a hobgoblin of conspiracy theorists, and calling for state nullification of federal law. (Fortunately, Senate conservatives killed those bills.) David Barton, a respected conservative authority on historical and constitutional issues, has called nullification “a dangerous anarchic maldoctrine, cancerous and toxic to the health and vigor of a constitutional republic.” House members passed it anyway.

Those bills aren’t a sign of conservative leadership. Instead, they embody liberal parodies of conservatism. The House even advanced bills to water down prior Republican achievements, legislation that would have likely been championed under Democratic control.

Yeah, that was published in the Oklahoman. If you think that’s over the top and ridiculous, check out this op-ed written by someone pretending to be State Rep. Doug Cox (R). He’s a physician that defends birth control and abortion. It’s satire at it’s finest: