After the Christmas Blizzard fizzle of a few weeks back, you would think our local TV meteorologists would have learned their lesson regarding dire long-term winter weather forecasting. But did they? Of course not. They’re back at it like never before.
This time, the hype machine is being fueled by KOCO’s Damon Lane. Yesterday, he warned that advanced computer models are forecasting record-breaking low temperatures in OKC… for January 17th.
Yep, here we go again. From KOCO.com:
Other than the Cotton Bowl debacle and Johnny Football gambling at an Oklahoma tribal casino, this was a pretty slow news weekend. In fact, it was so slow that our own News Channel 4 decided to abandon all journalistic standards and bring us a story about an old lady who lost her yorkie:
Back in November, we told you that Bobbie Miller would be replacing Robin Marsh on News 9 in the Morning. As a result, Robin Marsh would then move to News 9 at 4:00pm, where she would replace Christina Eckert who was moving to Texas to live with her husband.
Well, it looks like the changes have finally taken place. We know this not because we watch News 9 in the morning or at 4:00pm, but because Robin Marsh’s husband is writing about his wife’s new sleep schedule on her Facebook page.
Check out this screen shot that was sent to us by an Ogle Mole:
Yesterday we counted down our first 12 predictions for the year. Here’s the second half of the list. There’s a good chance some of them will come true.
13. Christina Fallin DOES NOT get married this year.
(Remember, these are supposed to be bold predictions. The rest are after jump. And yes, that’s some girl with pink hair whose name rhymes with Latina Howlin’ partying at Saints in the Plaza District. Thank you, Ogle Mole Network.)
14. Meg Alexander openly admits that she has been trying to “Single White Female” Joleen Chaney for over a year now.
Well, I guess it’s time to give our now annual list of bold predictions for the new year. This time around we have a list of 24 predictions as opposed to the usual 20. Why is that? I honestly have no clue. I guess we’re bettering our chances of getting some of them correct.
Anyway, we’ll post 12 predictions today and 12 more tomorrow. Here we go.
TO THINK IS EASY. TO ACT IS DIFFICULT… TO ACT AS ONE THINKS IS THE MOST DIFFICULT OF ALL. #BEWISE
— Hasheem Thabeet (@HasheemTheDream) December 31, 2012
GOD DOESN’T GIVE U WHAT U WANT..BU HE SURE WILL DELIVER WHAT U NEED. #HAVEFAITH
— Hasheem Thabeet (@HasheemTheDream) December 29, 2012
BEAUTY FADES.. DUMB IS FOREVER.
— Hasheem Thabeet (@HasheemTheDream) December 13, 2012
1. Kevin Durant informs Hasheem Thabeet about the caps lock button on his iPhone.
2. Sweet Brown arrested for arson.
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