On Memorial Day, I published a post illustrating how understanding and caring my beautiful wife of seven years can be in the form of a video she gave me of two turtles humping. (If you actually read the post, it’s about as romantic as it sounds.) While she appreciated the sentiment, she wanted to clear a few things up for our readers. After the jump, see inside the mind of a person who would marry a Lost Ogle.
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People are always asking us: “All three of you are dashingly handsome, witty, and smart. So, why is Clark the only one who is married?”
That’s a good question with a simple answer. Only I have found a woman who not only fails to get upset when I abandon her on a Saturday afternoon to go play golf with a bunch of dudes, but during that time takes our kid to the Zoo and comes back with this video for me:
Yep, she’s a keeper.
In protest of the high cheese factor behind the “reenacted” marriage of Miss Indian Territory and Mr. Oklahoma Territory, we at The Lost Ogle are going to avoid any over-the-top coverage of the Oklahoma Centennial Celebrations taking place across the state. The only thing that will change our minds is if the towns Hooker and Beaver decided to do something really cool and daring at the last minute with the two Oklahomans above, which I seriously doubt they’ll do, because Hooker and Beaver are in the panhandle, which really isn’t a part of Oklahoma. Instead, we are just going to watch our grandparents old VHS recordings of Oklahoma Passage and thank Gary England that nothing that bad was produced for the centennial celebrations…so far.
Anyway, happy birthday Oklahoma. Rah Rah Rah! Oklahoma.
Last January, State Speaker Lance Cargill created some weird thing called the Oklahoma 100 Ideas Initiative. Here’s how it was described:
The 100 Ideas initiative will change the way business is done at the State Capitol. Instead of legislation originating from lobbyists, special interests and government employees, this initiative seeks ideas from the private sector and from citizens across the great state of Oklahoma. Once the initiative is complete, the top 100 ideas will be published in a book and presented to the Oklahoma State Legislature.
Since we are citizens from the “great state of Oklahoma,” we decide to contribute our own 100 ideas for the initiative. But since we’re pretty sure that Speaker Cargill and his friends won’t put any of them in his book, we figured it would be better to share them here over the next few weeks.
After the jump: Ideas 90-81 Continue reading ‘Oklahoma Initiative Ideas: 90-81′
Ken or Kelly Ogle? San Marcos or Chelinos? Taking Memorial or just hopping on the Kilpatrick? Here in Oklahoma City, there’s a bunch of fun stuff to debate and discuss. Now we can officially add porn stars Ashlynn Brooke (left) and Jesse Jane (right) to that list.
Why is that?
Well…according to Tony and verified by Clark, both of these nice ladies are from the Oklahoma City Metro. Ashlynn is from Choctaw. Jesse’s from Moore. And since The Lost Ogle is dedicated to talking about anything and everything related to Oklahoma City, we thought it would be a good idea to finally end the age old debate about who is Oklahoma City’s best porn star.
My verdict? After looking at Ashlynn’s MySpace page, I think she’s the winner. From her profile, you can see that she’s an OU fan, reads to Bible and like the Fifth Element. Plus, she is allegedly dating Carlton from The Fresh Prince of Bel Aire. That’s all winning material.
But what about Jesse? I just couldn’t vote for her. Check out this picture that I Clark found at her MySpace page:
Yep. That’s Jesse with some of the guys from Hinder. Maybe Bryan Abrams really will do us all a favor and take care of all of them. Please Bryan!
Anyway, so that I don’t look like the only weirdo on this site, please, tell us who you think Oklahoma City’s best porn star is. If you do, you may be invited to the awards ceremony where we give the lucky lady her Lost Ogle Award of Excellence.
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