Thanks to head Innerwebber SoonerDude for throwing this up on YouTube (and for the Houston Fiasco, for that matter).
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When you are a massive and influential media empire like The Lost Ogle, all sorts of interesting things come across your desk. Last week we received this tidbit. It looks like KOKH Fox 25 is searching for a new chief meteorologist.
Fox 25 in Oklahoma City has an exciting opportunity for a Chief Meteorologist to anchor our primary newscasts and supervise our Weather Department.
We’re searching for an energetic and knowledgeable meteorologist who knows weather and its importance to the Oklahoma City DMA.
When we received this information, Patrick said that he should apply so that he could reveal to us all the inner workings at Fox 25. I said that we should ignore it and just keep playing Halo for the rest of the night. Clark suddenly jumped out of his chair and exclaimed, “This sounds like a job for the Justice League!”
After the beating, we simply decided to help KOKH out and give them some suggestions on who to hire. You can find them, as always, after the jump…
As you can see, this is not a picture of any of the 10 hottest men in the Oklahoma media. It is a picture of a bush encased in ice. This is also not a post in which we rank the 10 hottest men in the Oklahoma media. I know we promised you that last Friday, but, in the immortal words of the great Oklahoman, Gene Autry, “Just friggin’ deal with it, suckers.”
Patrick was supposed to post the list today, but I just got off the phone with him and he claims that his house hasn’t had power since 3 AM. Personally I think this is most likely a lie. No one else knows this, but I will let you in on a little secret: Patrick is addicted to soap operas. This isn’t the first time we’ve had to deal with him shirking his duties just so he can watch “Days of Our Lives.” Last time his punishment was to watch 1-800-2SELLHOMES commercials for three straight hours, but it seems even that didn’t do the trick.
Pat did have one question for our readers. If I understood him correctly (it was tough, he had “As the World Turns” blaring in the background), he says that some of his neighbors’ trees have fallen over, knocking over fences and falling into his backyard. Who is responsible for the clean-up, he wants to know? We at the site took a vote. Patrick says the neighbor is responsible for the clean-up. Clark said that Patrick is. And I said BJ Wexler should have to do it. He should also supply everyone with free popcorn. What say you, Lost Oglers?
Anyway, the long-anticipated list of the hottest men in the Oklahoma City media will probably be up tomorrow, so until then I hope everyone can stay warm and safe through the weather.
Previously: An orange clad fat man overheard the Sooner coaches badmouth the OSU Cowboys. Bob Stoops brought a threat to the safety of quarterback Sam Bradford to The Justice League.
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LOCATION: Owen Field at Gaylord Family Memorial Stadium
The Sooners have just put the finishing touches on a 49-17 shellacking of Oklahoma State, a win that clinched the Big XII South Championship. The scene is one of great celebration. Sooner players perform choreographed handshakes and scream “Boomer” with their forefinger raised high. Former players, like Jason White, Jamelle Hollieway, and Brian Bosworth congratulate the triumphant team. Meanwhile the coaches huddle to discuss the game, loudly saying things like, “They were better when this was their bowl game”, or “Miles was a jerk, but at least they came to play back then” followed by derisive laughter.
In the background, a large man dressed in orange watches the proceedings with a sour look on his face. Continue reading ‘Justice League of Oklahoma (Episode 2.1)’
Dear Santa,
What up big man? Not much here.
I have been a good boy this year. I promise this is true. If you get any letters from Moldovan prostitutes mentioning my name, please disregard them. They are all lies. LIES!
Also, I am sad to inform you that I will not be able to leave you your customary milk and cookies this year. I have given up drinking milk, so I will replace that with a handle of vodka. Enjoy! But please don’t drink and sleigh.
Anyway, on to my list. This is what I want for Christmas this year. It’s not a long list, so please make it happen.
1. Have someone beat Al Eschbach to the first question at one of Bob Stoops’ press conferences
Why does Al always get to ask the first question at press conferences in Norman? Why does the rest of the media always defer to him? Is it just because he’s been around forever? This is dumb, and I want someone to jump in and ask a question before he does.
Previously: The Justice League learned a machine that can control the weather had come under the hands of a rogue. Doug Sauter, Joe Burton, Val Castor, and Lauren Richardson saved Greer, Oklahoma. Lauren was chastised by Gary England for disobeying orders, wooed by Mike Morgan to leave the Justice League, and later defended Morgan when Gary accused him of being the rogue. It was revealed that Gary was the inventor of the machine. Gary confronted Morgan, but found him to be innocent and learned that Lauren had faith that Gary was not behind the weather abnormality. Meanwhile, the Storm Chaser lair was infiltrated by ninjas who were corralled by Wayne Coyne. Their identity was a shock. And now, the final chapter…
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20. Have Maggie Carlo fight Amy McRee in a bikini oil wrestling match on pay-per-view.
We know that Amy McRee looks good in a bikini. And we are pretty sure that Maggie Carlo would look good in a bikini. But we are 100% sure that Amy McRee and Maggie Carlo would look amazing in a bikini oil wrestling brawl. This idea must be added to the book.
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