If you are willing to traverse the labyrinth that is NewsOK.com, it is amazing what you will find. In this case, it was a cause for me to become fired up about.
You see, in one of the deep, dark corners of The Dark Tower’s website is a section called “Elephant Nation” which I clicked on thinking it would lead me to the editorial page. Instead it was about actual long nosed mammals (not Lance Cargill). What I learned there is that the Oklahoma City Zoo recently transported their elephants, Asha and Chandra, to the Tulsa Zoo. As the father of a child who loves the elephants at the OKC Zoo, I am appalled. Continue reading ‘Give Them Back!’
On Memorial Day, I published a post illustrating how understanding and caring my beautiful wife of seven years can be in the form of a video she gave me of two turtles humping. (If you actually read the post, it’s about as romantic as it sounds.) While she appreciated the sentiment, she wanted to clear a few things up for our readers. After the jump, see inside the mind of a person who would marry a Lost Ogle.
People are always asking us: “All three of you are dashingly handsome, witty, and smart. So, why is Clark the only one who is married?”
That’s a good question with a simple answer. Only I have found a woman who not only fails to get upset when I abandon her on a Saturday afternoon to go play golf with a bunch of dudes, but during that time takes our kid to the Zoo and comes back with this video for me:
We are a group of young, amazing and strikingly attractive Oklahoma City residents that offer our “2-cents”, “rants” and “morning news styled opinions” on a variety of topics concerning Oklahoma City and the rest of the world. It’s a daunting task. In fact, it’s a task so daunting that only an Ogle brother could do it. That’s why we’re TheLostOgle.com.
p.s.- Don't believe us? Check out the feature article about us in the Oklahoma Gazette.
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