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Oklahoma could soon be known as the “Horse Slaughter Capital of the World.”

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For several years now, the Oklahoma City Chamber of Commerce has tried to brand OKC as the “Horse Show Capital of the World.” In fact, they have a page on their website dedicated to it.

Home to more equine events than any other city in the world, Oklahoma City is the venue of choice for more than a dozen top national and world championship horse shows, attracting riders from across the nation – and world – each year.

Not only do Oklahoma City horse shows provide family fun entertainment, they make a substantial contribution to the city’s economy. Total estimated economic impact of all Oklahoma City horse shows exceeds $126.5 million each year.

Citizens gave the nod to Oklahoma City’s western heritage in 2004, when they voted to increase the hotel tax, which is financing a bond to pay for upgrades and continuous improvements to State Fair Park equine and livestock facilities. Providing top-notch showing facilities secures the city’s position as Horse Show Capital of the World, helping it retain current horse shows and pursue new shows.

Equine organizations around the world are noticing the state-of-the-art, 21st century complex at State Fair Park. The complex will feature nine barns, VIP RV parking, exercise areas and a conference and meetings facility.

It may be about time for the Chamber to update the horse show page. If Rep. Skye McNiel, R-Bristow, gets her way, people will be able to legally slaughter horses for human consumption in Oklahoma.

Via the Tulsa World:

The Oklahoma Republican Party is rubbing it in…

One of my favorite sports clichés is “act like you’ve been there before.” I like it because it’s true. When you make a big play, don’t showboat, perform a back flip or stare down your opponent. Have some class and respect. That’s what I do whenever I dunk on Josh Pettit at the Downtown YMCA.

Apparently our State GOP doesn’t share my conservative values of sportsmanship. Check out this press release they sent out earlier this week. It labels House Democrats as the “Obstructionist Party of Oklahoma.” It’s basically the equivalent of going no huddle in the 4th quarter with a 50 point lead.

Here it is:

The Oklahoma Legislature is creating a Counterterrorism Caucus to fight the Muslim Brotherhood

In Sunday’s paper, the Oklahoman profiled new House Speaker T.W. Shannon and his GOP majority caucus. The article went out of its way to let you know that all is well with the Oklahoma Republican party:

Shannon, elected speaker last month, downplays talk that a fringe element exists among House Republicans.

The first glimpse of how strong a grip House Speaker T.W. Shannon has over the largest-ever House GOP caucus should be shown Monday, the first day of the legislative session…

Shannon, elected speaker last month, downplays talk that a fringe element exists among House Republicans.

“We’ve worked very hard to make sure there’s not a fringe, that everybody within our 70-plus member caucus has a voice at the table,” said Shannon, R-Lawton. “While certainly there are differences of opinion, I don’t pretend that we’re always going to agree — but my goal is that there wouldn’t be a fringe element, that every voice is represented. They represent 37,000 people and they should have a seat at the table.”

In the same article, House Minority Leader Scott Inman (D-Del City) disagreed:

Minority Leader Scott Inman, D-Del City, and other House Democrats insist a contentious group exists among House Republicans, who outnumber Democrats 72-29…

Inman said the House Republican caucus “is deeply divided along an ideological fault line.”

“It sounds to me like he is anticipating more fringe-type legislation progressing in the House and if that happens that should be a concern for all of us because you don’t improve the state’s image nationwide,” Inman said.

Well, it looks like Inman may know the Republican caucus better than their own Speaker.

We’ve obtained through the Ogle Mole Network a letter sent by State Representative John Bennett (R - Sallisaw) to fellow lawmakers in hopes of forming a “Counterterrorism Caucus” in the Oklahoma legislature. The goal of the caucus would be to help educate and inform Oklahomans about the growing Muslim threat, and prevent the Muslim Brotherhood from “establishing world-wide rule” and “imposing Shariah law.” The letter shows that the fringe group of wackos is alive and well in the Oklahoma Republican party, and they are continuing to push their draconian platform of hate, intolerance and general bigotry.

The full text of the letter and some commentary is after the jump. You can view the PDF here.

Strip clubs, casinos, liquor stores and welfare checks!

I love it when our state’s legislators come up with good ideas. It doesn’t happen very often, so when it does I think we should stand up and applaud them for using the common sense God (and only God) gave them. The first, and last, newspaper I ever worked for reported about a bill that would restrict the use of welfare cash cards at places like strip clubs, casinos and liquor stores. It’s similar to a bill passed by the US house last year.

From the Shawnee News-Star:

Sen. Rob Standridge has filed legislation that would disallow the use of any welfare cash cards in strip clubs, liquor stores, and casinos.

Senate Bill 667 states that no electronic benefit transfer card containing state or federal funds from programs including, but not limited to, Temporary Assistance for Needy Families (TANF), may be used in such establishments.

Standridge said his proposal would work to ensure the funds are directed to their appropriate use – to provide support for the needy while they get back on their feet.

Now, last time I checked, strippers don’t take cards (Editor’s Note: Well, some do, but play along). Next time you go out for some adult entertainment, try swiping your card on a stripper. You will get thrown out, even if the card is from a real bank. Also, the only cards that slot machines take are the loyalty cards you get from the casino that keeps track of your spending habits. I suppose you could use your welfare card at a liquor store, which should be illegal. I don’t want my hard-earned tax dollars spent on anything fun. Which is why I propose that any and all legislators be banned from spending money earned from their position at strip clubs, casinos and/or liquor stores. If we are going to have the ability to give you our money, we should also be able to tell you how to spend it.

Continued from Shawnee News-Star:

“The aim of programs like TANF is to provide basic support for families while the recipient finds a new job,” said Standridge, R-Norman. “If these funds are wasted at strip clubs, liquor stores and casinos, then the programs can’t achieve their purpose. Taxpayers should never subsidize this sort of self-destructive behavior.”

In order for programs like TANF to work, Standridge noted, government must ensure recipients accept welfare under certain conditions. If not, funds that could put food on the table may be wasted in a manner that directly inhibits the recipient from getting a job, such as alcohol and drug abuse, gambling and other destructive behaviors.

“The misuse and mismanagement of welfare funds has a damaging impact on the families that need help the most,” Standridge said. “It contributes to child neglect and the deterioration of the family. As lawmakers, we have a responsibility to prevent this from happening.”

Let me tell you a little about State Senator Standridge, err, actually here a snippit from his website:

Always an entrepreneur at heart, Rob Standridge began his passion for small business in grade school going door to door throughout Midwest City selling anything he could sell.

Selling “anything he could sell”? That sounds like the behavior of someone that is involved in meth.

Oh, he also thinks government is too big and controlling:

Rob believes the size and scope of our government is out of control. We have gotten a long way from the ideals of our founding fathers, most notably the architect of our constitution, James Madison, who considered the necessity of government a misfortune. Government’s primary responsibility is to protect us from each other and from our common enemies. Sometimes through compassion but often for pursuit of power we have gradually drifted from the principles of government upon which we were founded. Rob does not believe in anarchy but believes we need to try to find our way back to the level of freedom our founders craved, risked their lives for, and won after much bloodshed. In our businesses and in our lives we are seeing government ever-encroaching further and further upon our freedoms and liberties.

I don’t know about you, but I want my government to be small enough to tell people how to spend their money, tell women what they are allowed to do with their bodies, make sure gay people aren’t allowed to marry, and to put one religion in all public schools. Yeah, that’s the small government I want!

OK, aside from all my snide remarks about Senator Standridge’s hypocrisy, I honestly think his bill does not go far enough. Why are those the only places that are being banned? I can think of a lot more places that welfare recipients shouldn’t be spending their money. They are as follows:

Constance Johnson has introduced Medical Marijuana legislation

Even though she’s kind of weird, State Senator Constance Johnson has quickly become my favorite Oklahoma lawmaker. Last year she introduced a series of satirical amendments that were intended to show the hypocrisy of men who backed the personhood movement. One amendment prohibited depositing semen in places that are not a woman’s vagina, another banned vasectomies, and a third forced convicted rapists to get vasectomies and financially provide for their offspring. None of the amendments passed, but they all successfully made a point.

Anyway, this time around Senator Johnson has introduced a bill that both liberals and those “Get the gub’ment out of my private life” conservatives can rally behind. She wants to allow medical marijuana in Oklahoma!

From KMRG: