Archive for the ‘OSU Basketball’ Category

Introducing, the Lollipop Guild

Wednesday, March 17th, 2010

In the weeks leading up to the NCAA tournament, seeds are the primary focus of attention.  Would Oklahoma State’s bubble be strong enough to get them in the dance?  Could the Cowboys win over Kansas propel them into the upper half of seeds?  Did OU fans realize that basketball season was going on?  Once the tournament brackets were announced on Sunday, discussion of how teams matched up against one another was the obvious next topic.

Of course, matching up is not a topic that many Cowboy fans want to talk about.  While the CBS analysts were wondering what OSU would do if they survived round one in order to face Ohio State and their 6′7″ point guard, people who follow the Cowboys were already wondering how Oklahoma State would match up against Georgia Tech’s normal sized floor general.

I don’t have the statistics at my fingertips, but I’m going to wager that Travis Ford’s Cowboys have the shortest team in the NCAA tournament.  Basically, with the exception of whomever the under-appreciated James Anderson is guarding (Anderson is a typical height for his position), the guy from the opposition is likely going to have a serious height advantage.  The lollipop guild didn’t give up as many inches to Dorothy and the Tin Man as the Cowboys do to whatever team laces up against them.

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Ogle Madness: South Region – Lower Bracket

Tuesday, March 16th, 2010

Today we tip-off the games from the lower half of the South Region.  Here are the match-ups.

(6) Rascal Racers vs. (11) Jenni Carlson
(3) Brad Henry vs. (14) Keiton Page
(7) Matt Kemp vs. (10) Sgt. Jennifer Wardlow
(2) Wayne Coyne vs. (15) Doritos Prostitute

As always, vote after the jump.  Voting ends at midnight.

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Sean Sutton was arrested with used condoms, panties and a vibrator in his pockets…

Monday, February 15th, 2010

Actually, that headline is a lie.  Sean Sutton was arrested, but probably with normal things in his pockets.  I was just trying to find a clever way to tie together two of the weirder new stories that came out of Oklahoma last week.  I probably failed.  Here are the details of those stories:

Sean Sutton Arrested on Drug Complaints

Former Oklahoma State basketball head coach Sean Sutton obtained prescription drugs from two women he met in a drug rehabilitation center, according to a law enforcement affidavit.

Payne County District Attorney Robert Hudson said that he anticipates filing charges against Sutton Tuesday of obtaining a controlled dangerous substance by fraud, possession of Oxycontin, attempted possession of Adderral and Clonazepam, and use of a communication device — a cell phone — to commit a felony.

Sutton was arrested Thursday following an investigation by the Oklahoma Bureau of Narcotics and Dangerous Drugs. He was released on $10,000 bond about 3:30 p.m. Friday on the condition that he go to a treatment center, Hudson said.

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Oklahoma City man with ‘666′ tattoo on his head arrested with disturbing contents in his pockets.

Police found marijuana last week in the pants pocket of a man with the number “666″ tattooed on his forehead. But it was what else they found in the pockets of 47-year-old Scott Brian Bradley that concerned them.

According to the police report, Bradley’s jacket pockets contained:

• Numerous pictures of young girls.
• Four pair of women’s panties
• Three used condoms and one unused condom.
• A 3-inch vibrator
• Women’s jewelry
• A 1988 Topps Jim Traber Baseball Card*
• A camera memory card
• A shaving razor
• A small plastic wire loop
• A small children’s rubber toy lizard

These stories are pretty sad and weird.  But know what would be sadder and weirder?  If we were able to have Sean Sutton and the creepy transient drifter dude fight each other in one of those MTV claymation-style Celebrity Death Matches.

Actually, that wouldn’t be sad or weird.  That would be cool!

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I Got it Wrong

Thursday, February 12th, 2009

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Yesterday, when I wrote 800 words on why Travis Ford’s verbal abuse of Obi Muonelo had lost him the respect of his team, I had it wrong.  Now, I think he saw this kid in the stand and was calling him a “f***ing idiot.”

Here’s a pointer.  If you are so full of school spirit that you must paint your face…and your school colors are orange and black…and you’re a white kid:  Paint your face orange.

For more on the photo above, read Deadspin.

A Tale of Two Coaches

Wednesday, February 11th, 2009

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(I apologize in advance for duplicating the subject matter that Patrick posted on earlier today, but since I had most of it written yesterday, I didn’t want to let it go to waste.)

As some of you may have heard, Oklahoma State’s new basketball coach has a bit of a potty mouth.  Berry Trammel, in his blog, sums up the problem this way:

The profanity used by OSU basketball coach Travis Ford, calling Obi Muonelo a “f****** idiot,” is alarming on two levels. First, a human decency scale. How did sports ever develop to the point where anyone, even if it’s just the coach himself, thinks that’s acceptable? But also, how could this happen ONLY THREE DAYS AFTER an Oklahoman story detailed how Ford’s vocabulary already had landed him in hot water with some, including his wife?

Really?  Those are the problems he culled from this recent incident?  Berry Trammel is a f****** idiot.

First of all, reading The Oklahoman leads to nothing but problems for OSU coaches, so it is pretty safe to assume no one (including Coach Ford) read that article.  Second, I cannot understand why the puritanical aversion to salty language should eclipse the real issue that should be haunting Travis Ford.

To be fair, I understand that cursing like a sailor is a bad example, and as my mother taught me as a youth, using foul language is an indicator that you are not smart enough to find better words.  We even attempt to curb our use of profanity here on TheLostOgle, and no one is accusing us of being a moderator of public decency.

On the other hand, I have spent some time in a fraternity house and grew up on a baseball field, so I have heard and dropped my fair share of f-bombs.  So, I don’t understand why Ford’s profanity is supposed to be the greatest sin he could have committed, particularly when the word he uttered was sandwiched between the student body chanting “Bullsh**!” at the referees and the band leading a song that includes the lyrics, “We’re going to beat the hell out of you!”

The real crime, and the issue that should get more attention, is where the profanity was directed.

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Oklahoma State played like a bunch of F*cking Idiots!

Wednesday, February 11th, 2009

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Honestly, I don’t know if they played like f*cking idiots, because I didn’t watch the game.  But whenever you get beat by a mediocre Texas team by a score of 99-74, I think it’s safe to assume that some f*cking idiotic play was at work.

The reason I bring all this up is because Travis Ford called one of his player’s a “f*cking idiot” during a game last week.  And as a result, he got Boomer Tramel all wound up.  From Boomer’s Blog at NewsOK:

The profanity used by OSU basketball coach Travis Ford, calling Obi Muonelo a “f****** idiot,” is alarming on two levels. First, a human decency scale. How did sports ever develop to the point where anyone, even if it’s just the coach himself, thinks that’s acceptable? But also, how could this happen ONLY THREE DAYS AFTER an Oklahoman story detailed how Ford’s vocabulary already had landed him in hot water with some, including his wife?

There is no way OSU administrators can be happy with their coach. Athletic director Mike Holder seemed strong in his statement that Ford must change his behavior – “He’s got no choice” — and while that’s not necessarily a line in the sand, it’s on the record.

I don’t know about you, but isn’t it kind of funny picturing Boomer Tramel write the word f****** on his computer.   It makes me wonder how he would handle a complex curse word like c*ck s*cker or sh*t he*d.

Anyway, I don’t really think it’s a big deal that Ford called one of his players a “f*cking idiot.”  In fact, I think it’s a refeshing change.  When Sean Sutton was the coach, he would call players his favorite cheese or peanut butter when he yelled at them.  And unless those insults were directed at Byron Eaton, they never really made much sense.

No Respect

Thursday, February 5th, 2009

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If scoring 29 points and hitting the game winning shot on a left handed layup is not enough to make your name known to The Oklahoman, what would Byron Eaton have to do?

End of an Era

Monday, December 15th, 2008

The summer of 2005 was huge for the Oklahoma State basketball program.  After an unexpected Big XII title and run to the Final Four that came a Will Bynum miracle shot from making the championship game, the outlook for 2006 was just as bright.  Despite the loss of Tony Allen as a first round pick of the Boston Celtics, the program returned the other four starters, and brought in Tar Heel cast off JamesOn Curry, the all time leading scorer in North Carolina high school history.  Eddie Sutton’s first national title was on the way.

Of course, that’s not where the bulk of optimism was linked to for OSU fans.  After years of belly aching about how Coach Sutton relied on junior college transfers or cast offs from other schools for talent, the Sutton recruiting team finally hit a stride.  Parlaying the incredible results of 2004, the promise of a succession plan of Sean replacing Eddie (ending the competitor recruiters from scaring players that a Eddie’s pending retirement would leave the player in the lurch), and an abundance of playing time available for the new recruits due to the team having seven seniors in 2005, the Cowboys got five of the top-100 high school seniors (including two McDonald’s All-Americans) to sign letters of intent.  To bolster the class, the basketball program signed three more JUCO All-Americans.

The internet message boards were loaded with fans pumping sunshine.  Those anonymous commenters (I one of them) who usually find the most minuscule reason to bemoan the fate of their favorite team, were proclaiming how OSU was building a dynasty to close out the Eddie Sutton era and usher in the Sean Sutton era.

How wonderful those predictions turned out.

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