I seem to recall a certain smart guy who writes a relatively unfunny, yet condescending weekly article on a regionally well-known politico/current event blog saying something about something being an important aspect of Bedlam. Something about turnovers or somesuch …
Look, I know Oklahoma played this past weekend. But if a tree falls in a forest, and nobody hears it fall, did it actually fall? Something something no fans were at the game something it was boring as hell something something metaphor. It was a brutal game to watch at home. I pity you fools who paid upwards of $10 to watch that waste of 4 hours. Dropped passes, no running game, punt, punt, punt. I would suggest that perhaps the Oklahoma brass not schedule a shitty home game the Saturday of Thanksgiving break if they want to have more than a few hundred students roll out.
Yet another in a series of 40 minutes of boring football coupled with 20 minutes of utter domination, the Oklahoma Sooners defeated SEC
bound perennial doormat Texas A&m 41-25 last Saturday afternoon, proving once again it doesn’t have to be night game in order for me to get rip-roaring drunk before kickoff. Oklahoma slept walked through a generally boring first half before the Aggies Mike Shermaned their way to a 0-28 point run to start the second half. OU again looked average for much of the game, and like a national champion for a quarter and a half.
*someone needs to ask this girl who Eric Montross is*
Proving (maybe…) that Week 8’s loss to Texas Tech was a fluke, the Oklahoma Fighting Sooners demolished the previously unbeaten Kansas State Wildcats 58-17 in Manhattan. Oklahoma again showed a propensity for pissing me off by pussy footing around in the second quarter, turning a 14 point lead into a 17-14 deficit by allowing nearly 200 yards rushing in the first half. Then the team we all thought they were appeared from the locker room and put up 35 straight points in the first 20 minutes of the second half to cruise to victory.
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