
For me at least, 2007 has been a pretty crappy year. So for the last six months, I have been eagerly awaiting writing and posting the obligatory “best of” year-end news stories. Enjoy it after the jump…

For me at least, 2007 has been a pretty crappy year. So for the last six months, I have been eagerly awaiting writing and posting the obligatory “best of” year-end news stories. Enjoy it after the jump…
Well, here are our last ten ideas for the Oklahoma Ideas Initiative. Overall, some of our ideas have been good, some have been bad, some have made no sense. To see all of them, check out our 100 Ideas Category.

10. Three words: EMPEROR GARY ENGLAND.
This is probably the best idea on the list. If you doubt it, just check out Gary’s online resume over at NewsOK.com. There you will learn that Gary:
• Was named Best Television Personality by the Oklahoma Gazette in 2001
• Was named One of the Outstanding Young Men of America, 1976 by something called Jaycees
• Was featured on Spiegel TV News (German Television) in 1999
• Is an expert witness in lawsuits involving weather
• Appeared in Living Magazine in 1978
Geeze. If stuff like that doesn’t convince you that Lord Gary should be emperor of Oklahoma or Oklahoma City or even Warr Acres, then you are a sad sad person. Or you are just Mike Morgan.

From NewsOK.com:
The University of Oklahoma has banned current members of the RUF/NEKS spirit group from official university events, according to a statement released today by OU spokesman Blake Rambo. A university investigation found members of the RUF/NEKS this semester had abused alcohol and hazed pledges in various ways, including “sleep deprivation, physical exhaustion, demeaning actions and the potential for physical harm.”
A few thoughts:
• A guy named Blake Rambo is the spokesman for the University of Oklahoma!?! How cool is that!
• Is the university surprised by this? These are the same guys that ride a schooner around campus and shoot rifles each time the Sooners score a touchdown. Of course they haze their pledges! If you need any more evidence, just check out their (now defunct) homepage (thank you cache) and read some bios of current and former members.
After you have some fun there, check out our 10 potential RUF/NEKS replacements for the rest of the football season after the jump:
Continue reading ‘10 Potential Replacements for the OU RUF/NEKS’

After being handed the “key to the city”, Holly Hunter decided she would like to use it.
“We love Oklahoma City,” Hunter said. “We’re here with the hope of being able to shoot our series here, in part, and kind of brand Oklahoma City, expand the scope of the stories we want to tell and just include the city with the characters.”
That’s a nice sentiment, and all, but having watched a couple of episodes of the show, I was left asking: That’s Oklahoma City? Sure, I heard the characters mention OKC, Grace works for the OKCPD, and her brother had an obsession with the Murrah Building bombing. Truthfully, that’s probably as far as they needed to go to convince the majority of the viewership–who think the May 3, 1999 tornado destroyed a lot of horse barns and made the residents in the area teepeeless–that the show was in Oklahoma.
To the trained eye, however, Saving Grace looks nothing like the place we call home. As best I can tell, the sets they created at their Los Angeles studio were designed to look like one of those small towns along Route-66 where the inhabitants drive into Oklahoma City once a month for groceries. They hang out at a bar that has barren surroundings, and most of their investigation leads them to ask questions of ranchers (which aren’t exactly plentiful within city limits). Watching the detectives navigate the town in their, apparently OKCPD issued, beat up pick up trucks reminds me more of how my dad describes Stillwater (circa 1969).
Explaining that to the minds behind the show seems fruitless, however. Nancy Miller, a producer and writer of the show thinks:
“This is a personal thing for us. (Oklahoma City) is already a character, but we could make it a lead character.”
She went on to describe her plans for what they would film if the city covers their expenses for them:
“We’ve already got scenes in our mind along the Oklahoma River, at the (Oklahoma City) Museum of Art, at Bricktown — that’s what we’re hoping.”
What she didn’t describe was what she’d be filming.
While Mayor Mick deserves scorn for offering Miller and Hunter a “key to the city” in what I can only hope was an attempt to secure a cameo role on the show (where wardrobe would make him wear a bolo tie and ten gallon hat), he has been hesitant about promising funding. This is despite the lobbying of Jill Simpson at the Oklahoma Film and Music Office:
“We see this as a way to brand Oklahoma City in a similar way that the (New Orleans) Hornets did for us, and to get that updated image of Oklahoma City to a national and international audience. At least 6 million viewers are watching every week now, and we expect those numbers to grow, so what better way to update our image than through a show like this?”
How many times do you think she used the word, “synergy” in the presentation that quote was pulled from? While it must have taken superhuman strength for Mayor Mick to pass on something that was compared to the Hornets, her final question was easily answered with, “Any other show.”

The critical darling of the 2007 Fall television season, Pushing Daisies, will debut tonight at 7:00 on ABC. The show is produced by Bryan Fuller (who was behind the underappreciated Dead Like Me and is a writer for Heroes), and directed by Barry Sonnenfeld. It is about a man with the ability to bring people back to life with one touch and uses that power to solve crimes. As hokey as the premise sounds, I encourage everyone who follows this blog to give it a shot tonight. Why am I shilling for it on TheLostOgle?
Well, whereas Saving Grace is set in what we are supposed to believe if Oklahoma City (even though the backdrop looks more like a modern day Mayberry), Pushing Daisies has a different Oklahoma tie. The star of the show, Lee Pace, is from Chickasha, and Oklahoma City University alum Kristin Chenoweth, plays the character Olive Snook. It will be interesting to see if this different kind of Oklahoma flavor will be a better mix than the contrived “Sooner State” portrayed in Saving Grace.
I can’t promise it will be a great television experience as I, too, will be watching it for the first time, but at minimum, we should get some entertainment seeing the 6′3″ Pace standing next to spritely 4′11″ Chenoweth.
Let us know what you think in the comments section.
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So far, I think we’ve done a pretty good job of covering most of the weird news that comes out of this state. Then I see this strange headline at NewsOk.com:
When I clicked on the link, I was greeted by the following odd text:
Oklahoma’s superhero topped the sales charts for July, as “Thor” No. 1 was the most-ordered comic book by comic specialty shops.
Industry Web site ICV2.com estimates “Thor” No. 1 sales at 165,235.
What the hell!?! Thor the Viking is from Oklahoma? When did this happen? Then I find this story on NewsOK that was posted on July 13th:
Thor comes to the Sooner State in the relaunch of “Thor.” Based on the mythological Norse character, Thor was created by Stan Lee and Jack Kirby in 1962. Thor will make his home in Oklahoma in the new series from Marvel Comics, publishers of “Amazing Spider-Man” and “X-Men.”
Writer J. Michael Straczynski, who penned “Amazing Spider-Man” for nearly seven years, and is the creator of the TV show “Babylon 5,” is the writer of the new “Thor” series.
Straczynski said he wanted to feature a key Marvel hero in an area other than New York City.
“I wanted to put this somewhere fresh, somewhere in the American heartland, and for a number of reasons, including the Heavener runestones, this seemed like the perfect place,” Straczynski said in an interview with The Oklahoman.
Okay. I’ll be the first to admit that I know nothing about Thor, other than it’s the fake name I sometimes give to City Bites when I order my California Club on Tomato Basil bread. And I only do that because I’m a jackass, and because it’s pretty funny to hear 16-year-old stoned girl say “Thor. Your order’s ready. Thor” on the microphone.
But really, what in the name of Grace Hanadarko is going on here? Can’t we get some sort of respectable fictional series to be set in our state? Is Thor and Saving Grace the best we can do?
In a way, maybe it is.
The first two mainstream, “realistic” fictional portrayals of our state that come to mind are Where the Heart Is and The Grapes of Wrath. And I’m not really sure they did us any favors. Plus, things could be worse, Bradley Beasley could produce some riveting documentary on the people that go the Oklahoma State Fair, or CBS could announce that Big Brother 9 is going to consist entirely of Oklahoma City Weathermen. Which on second thought, would be amazingly awesome! We need to work on that. Maybe Thor will help.

You may not have known it, but TheLostOgle.com has an email address. Since we don’t have time to respond to the large volume of email we receive, we like to share some of the better ones in this feature that we call The Lost Ogle mailbag.
Do you have any plans for other drinking games?
John R., EdmondNot currently. We have considered the KREF drinking game, but figured no one would read it. Clark had a good idea that involved playing strip poker with Jessica Schambach, but it ended up being just an idea, and not a drinking game, although it did involve alcohol.
I loved the wall-to-wall coverage you all provided of “Saving Grace.” What happened to it?
Ham D., Oklahoma CityIt looks like the build up to ‘Saving Grace’ was a whole lot better than the actual show. I lost all interest when Grace and her partner had sex and hunted deer with handguns at the Martin Park Nature Center, and afterwards, tied a dead deer to the hood of their bronco.
What is on Audra’s shirt in that picture you posted of the Morning Animals? Does she leak? I have to know!
Dean B., EdmondI’m not sure what that is, but thanks for pointing it out. This proves that you need to be really careful when you wear all white and work next to Mike Steely.
Which Ogle brother owns this blog?
Jim T., NormanThe lost one, obviously. Actually, the original idea for the site was GoOgle.com. As you can see, it was taken.
Did you just steal that from theinnerwebs.com?
Tony A., Oklahoma CityMaybe.
Who do you think is better looking? Curtis Fitzpatrick or Van Shea Ivan?
Bikerfox, TulsaI’m probably not the best person to ask. Maybe we can get some feedback from one of our
threemany female readers or Bob Barry Jr.
Is Ross Dixon alive? Or does the Oklahoma News Report just recycle old footage of him for every newscast.
Gary E., SeilingAccording to the OETA website, Ross was born in Muskogee in 1942. They didn’t mention a death or anything, so I assume he’s living. Also, kudos to you (and the 18 other people in this state) who watch the Oklahoma News Report.
Where can I get kid’s toys welded for free?
Clark M., The VillageI have no clue. Try a muffler shop.
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