
It’s been a tough week for a CPA/blogger. A multitude of things has made it difficult for me to serve you, TheLostOgle.com reader. For one, year end is fast approaching which has created much work for me, meaning no downtime during the day to rattle off thousand word tomes about Tom Coburn investigating spending bills in search secret slush funds for recruiting lesbians in Southwest Oklahoma or a journal about me fighting holiday traffic. Second, it seems I have had a busy social life for the past couple of weeks. If I’m not out taking my kid to scream at Northpark Mall’s Santa Claus, I am actually being invited to Christmas parties…which is strange considering my behavior at parties is basically limited to standing against the wall and engaging anyone who comes across me in a debate about whether accrual or cash basis accounting is superior. (If you have to ask, the answer is accrual, you cretin.)
The last reason is that I have been contracted out by the Santa Claus to fill the stockings of Oklahoma’s finest citizens. Rather than waiting until Christmas morning to find out what is in store, I figured I would cut the suspense and let you know after the jump. Continue reading ‘Here Comes Santa Clark’
Category: Jenni Carlson, Jim Inhofe, Justice League of Oklahoma, Mike Gundy, OSU Basketball, Oklahoma Politics, Sean Sutton and The Lost Ogle.
Published by Patrick on May 17, 2007

Chuck E. Cheese’s announced today that it has agreed to a 5-year sponsorship package with Sean Sutton, Head Coach Designate of the Oklahoma State University men’s basketball team.
As part of the agreement, Coach Sutton will serve as the voice of the animatronic Chuck E. Cheese character in all Midwest restaurant locations, replacing long time voice actor Duncan Brannan. He will also dress up as the famous mouse for special occasions in the Stillwater area, including Orange Peel, Boone Pickens grandson’s birthday party, and NCAA wrestling championship celebrations.
“Ever since I was child, I dreamed of one day being a rodent. I dreamed it so much that I even mimicked their look, feel and voice. Now I get to live my lifelong dream,” a humbled, raspy voiced Sutton said. “Plus I get all the cheeeese pizza I want. And I mean free pizza, too.”
Financial terms of the agreement were not disclosed. Chuck E. Cheese’s operates over 500 “family fun” restaurant locations throughout the United States and other nations.
Category: Fake News, Sean Sutton and Sports.
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