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So, what did we miss?

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The Top 100 Oklahoma Embarrassments have come and gone. So far, the criticism has been pretty minimal. In fact, the only real complaint about the list came from a blogger posting a comment at Dustbury. She also made a similar post here. Her name is Lynn.

Lame. I think the guy should probably move. Actually, some things and people on the list are cringeworthy (Tom Coburn, Steve Largent, Oral Roberts) and there are a lot of people on it that I don’t know anything about but mostly the list just makes me go “Huh?” Also, I expected that noodling would make the list although I find that more amusing than embarrassing.

Personally, I would have included “People who don’t know the difference between ‘there’ and ‘their’ and “People who mis-use apostrophes” but I guess those are not limited to Oklahoma.

Granted, her criticism had more to do with our lack of basic grammar skills and her lack of Oklahoma knowledge, which is probably what you would expect from a lady who’s blog highlight is a post about Doritos marketing. But her post does make me wonder:

Is the scathing opinion of a random 50-year-old blogger the best we can do?

Right now it is, and we really need to fix it! If you get a chance, please leave a comment or two about some of the fine Oklahoma Embarrassments we may have missed. Just make sure that it has nothing to do with noodling or our grammar.

Also, starting next week, we will begin our next countdown: The Lost Ogle’s Top 100 Ideas for the Oklahoma 100 Ideas Initiative. According to the organization’s website, the 100 Ideas Initiative is a commitment to listen to the state’s citizens, to be guided by their ideas.

That’s perfect for us. We have some pretty good ideas. Hopefully, most of them will make Lynn go “Huh?”

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Top 100 Oklahoma Embarrassments: 10-1

The Final Edition!

10. Byron Houston

Without former NBA’er Byron Houston, Eddie Sutton’s renaissance with Oklahoma State probably never happens. Without Byron Houston, Sean Sutton never gets NCAA tournament experience as a point guard and would be lucky to be an assistant coach in Division III Basketball. However, Houston carried the Cowboys until “Big Country” Reeves was handed the baton. Now? Houston isn’t even allowed to teach at a Sutton basketball camp.

To be fair, that’s mostly (well, entirely) Byron’s fault. You see, “Big Country’s” mentor likes to yank out, then yank on his “little country.” For most people, this is not a problem. But the problem for Byron is that he likes to do this in front of people at Northwest Expressway and Independence Blvd. We could possibly understand this odd behavior if he performed the lewd acts at Reno and Meridian, or in the great town known as Valley Brooke. But across from Integris Baptist Hospital? That’s kind of yucky.

Also, let it be known that we at TheLostOgle.com don’t really want to judge a man with a mental disorder (bipolar, in this case), but when you’re a former superstar athlete that played at Oklahoma State and Star Spencer High School and end up in jail for masturbating in public, you have to be on our list.

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Top 100 Oklahoma Embarrassments: 20-11

20. David Duke

Perhaps the most famous living Klansman, Duke still fights for segregation decades after Jim Crow laws were repealed. He even pulled a Strom Thurmond and ran for President under a platform of seperating the races. While it is still embarrassing that he was born in Oklahoma, thankfully it was in Tulsa and not Oklahoma City.

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Top 100 Oklahoma Embarrassments: 30-21

30. The City of Bethany

If you are a fan of the City of Bethany, you are probably here because:

a: Your pastor wanted you to see the evils of the Internet, or
b: You Googled something like “Sad Oklahoma Towns”, “Nazarene Hot Spots” or “Where to meet boring white religious people in Oklahoma City.”

If you chose “A”, you probably live in Bethany. If you chose “B”, you should probably live in Bethany. If you chose both, you should probably just close the browser, order some Swadley’s and watch KSBI Channel 52 for the rest of the day or night. Because in Bethany, that’s about all there is to do.
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Top 100 Oklahoma Embarrassments: 40-31

40. Ronnie Kaye

My first memory of Ronnie Kaye is from when he anchored the Oklahoma News Report segments on Channel 25 during the 1980s. For some reason, I guess the powers that be thought it would be a good idea to give the kids a quick Oklahoma news update between GI Joe and Transformers. At the time, I remember thinking, “How embarrassing. If I ever contribute to a list of Oklahoma’s Top 100 embarrassments, Ronnie Kaye and this stupid news report is going to be on it. Now where did I put my glass of Tang.”

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Top 100 Oklahoma Embarrassments: 50-41

50. Oklahoma Horseshoeing School: South Campus

Look. I understand that these things need to be taught somewhere, and if it’s Purcell, Oklahoma, more power to them. But every time I’m driving north to OKC with someone who isn’t from here and we pass the sign that says “Oklahoma Horseshoeing School,” it’s a guaranteed chuckle. By the time we get to the point where you can see the “South Campus” part, the chuckles have generally turned into howls of laughter. And where is the north campus anyway?

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Top 100 Oklahoma Embarrassments: 60-51

60. Mark Gastineau

In the 1980’s, Ardmore native Mark Gastineau was one of the most feared pass rushers in the NFL. He surprised the football world by abruptly retiring in 1988, and eventually admitted he had done so to avoid steroid testing. He tried to resurrect his athletic career as a boxer, but that too ended in humiliation when it was revealed several of his opponents had been told to, and did, take dives. His ex-wife and estranged daughter eventually went on to star in the totally awesome show “Gastineau Girls” that was on the E! channel.

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Top 100 Oklahoma Embarrassments: 70-61

Onward we trudge with our celebration of 100 years of statehood, featuring the Top 100 Oklahoma embarrassments of all time. Today, numbers 70-61.

70. Megan Mullally

Will and Grace wasn’t the worst show to ever air on American television, but Mullally’s character sported the most annoying voice since Fran Drescher was The Nanny. Once Will and Grace ended, someone in the TV industry weirdly thought it was a good idea for Mullally to have her own talk show, which shockingly, failed.

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