The guy pictured above is Terrell Maguire. I guess you can say he likes to choke his chicken in the rough.
Last Sunday night, the nonconformist was caught masturbating in the middle of the Beverly’s Pancake House bathroom as opposed to the corner booth that management prefers. Apparently he ordered a slice of Beverly’s famous apple pie and couldn’t contain himself.
Here are the details via KOCO.
I always knew something was up with those electric toothbrushes.
Earlier this week, a photo of “50 Shades of Grey” merchandise being sold next to children’s toothbrushes at a Tulsa Target went viral on the internet.
Here’s the original tweet of the photo:
My alma mater is doing me proud.
Yesterday, News 9 reported that the enterprising young UCO student pictured above, Ali Hussain Al-Yousuf, was arrested for running an off campus brothel. Apparently, the whole thing was part of the coursework for the university’s controversial new business class “21st Century Pimpin.”
Via News 9:
OMG, what will Miley Cyrus do next?!
She was seen wagging her tongue Saturday night for a Christmas party in Oklahoma! It was hosted by her 53-year-old creepy BFF Wayne Coyne of The Flaming Lips!
There was glitter and confetti everywhere!
Miley could barely keep her clothes on!
At one point she removed her top and revealed Christmas decorated marijuana leaf pasties!!! She was then sued by Oklahoma Attorney General Scott Pruitt and Nebraska!
She’s so fun and beautiful!
Enjoy life Miley!
We love you, girl!
Okay, I took that a little too far. Since this is the second Monday in a row that I’m writing about a national celeb visiting Oklahoma City for a Christmas event, I figured it would be fun to write in the voice of a national celebrity gossip blogger. That was an awful experience I never want to happen again. I think I had it nailed until I referenced the Scott Pruitt marijuana lawsuit.
Bad writing aside, Miley Cyrus was in town on Saturday for Wayne Coyne’s ridiculous $100-cover Christmas Party at The Womb on Saturday. The whole thing looked lavish and ridiculous in a very “Hey, let’s do a bunch of drugs and throw a Christmas party” type of way. Seriously, there were so many drugs being consumed at this thing that even Hunter S. Thompson would think it was decadent and depraved.
With the help of some Ogle Moles, we gathered up some videos and pics from the event on Instagram and Facebook. The highlight, at least for me (and possible search engine optimization), was Miley posing almost topless and wearing marijuana leaf pasties.
Let’s take a look at some of them:
We like to occasionally give Steve Lackmeyer a hard time on this site for his obsession with ugly old buildings, and sometimes enjoy ribbing Nolan Clay for his creepy fascination with strip clubs, so I guess it’s only fair that we call out the Oklahoman’s William Crum for his bizarre love affair with goats.
Okay, that sounded weird. It’s not that type of love affair. This isn’t a short story about the Mathis Brothers petting zoo or anything. William is actually just the leading authority of the Oklahoma City goats (that would have been a great name for the Blue or Dodgers) that are keeping the grass down at Lake Hefner.
Thanks to Crum’s dedication to this topic, we now know the goats have a friend. It’s a yet to be named orphaned donkey.
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