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The Edmond KFC shows nudity on their TVs…

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The Edmond KFC on Santa Fe and Danforth looks like a fun place to eat… especially if you’re a pervert.

We know this thanks to Gerald and April Whalen. Last week they took their family to KFC for dinner and were treated to a steamy, nudity-filled sex scene from the Starz show “Outlander.”

News9.com has all the details…

There’s a place for sultry and steamy television and usually it’s after dark on a pay channel.

So you could imagine the surprise of one customer at a local fast food restaurant when he saw nudity on the TV.

“Strong sexual content, there was full nudity of both partner,” said customer Gerald Whalen about what was showing on the TV at the KFC near Santa Fe and Danforth last Thursday around 9:30 p.m.

Whalen partially captured the steamy scene with his phone. It’s already been viewed tens of thousands of times online.

“Then the sounds started and everyone in the while place could absolutely hear it,” said Whalen, who thought it was a pornographic movie.

You can see him laughing through the whole video about the incident.

Whalen’s wife wasn’t laughing because the couple’s 6-year-old twins were also at the KFC.

“Mommy mode kicked in. I don’t think they need to be seeing this,” April Whalen remembered thinking.

She’s right. The kids don’t need to be seeing nudity and sex on TV. That’s why there’s an Internet. Know what else the kids don’t need? To be eating at KFC! It’s too bad “Mommy Mode” doesn’t kick in when it comes to choosing healthy dinner options. I don’t have kids, but if I bought a couple of them on Craigslist I would much rather them see a gratuitous nipple than consume high sodium, sugar-infused, processed animal goo containing a weeks supply of saturated fat and calories.

Here’s the video of the incident. The prudes at News 9 didn’t include it with their article…

East Central is having a “BJs in Pjs” party…

Who’s ready to hop in the Hummer and head down to Ada?!

Yesterday, a Mole tipped me off to a mysterious event that’s taking place on the East Central Oklahoma State University campus this Thursday night. At first glance, it appears to involve a couple of college traditions: underwear and oral sex.

Here’s a screenshot from the ECU event calendar:

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Yep, a good old BJs in PJs party, or as they call it in Valley Brooke, a Friday night. I wonder what the university’s rival, Southeastearn Oklahoma State, is going to do to top this? HJs in FJs? DJs in VJs?

Something that sounds so perverse may seem like a strange event to have on a college campus, but hey, they have to get male high school students to enroll at East Central Central somehow.

“And there we have the Stonecipher College of Business…”

“That’s really nice. Uhm, when are we going to the BJs in PJs party?”

Where were organized events like this when I was in college? At UCO, BJs in PJs were informal, private events that usually took place after a long night of drinking at Henry Hudson’s. Now they have them in student unions. Crazy

For some reason, there is no additional information about the event on the East Central Website, so I opened up the incognito browser and Googled “BJs in PJs” for more details.

Sadly, this is what I found:

Man’s quest to get high ends in plastic bags and BB gun welts.

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Growing up, whenever my parents left the house, the first thing I would do is down half a bottle of orange-flavored chewable aspirins, chug a little vanilla extract and then chase my younger brother around the house with a loaded BB gun.

Luckily, somewhere around high school, I went down a different, more positive road—thanks, D.A.R.E.!—putting the BB gun and St. Joseph’s down and picking up the Cure’s Disintegration and a pack of cloves instead.

Maybe that’s why I feel so deeply for Martin Lule Jr. Because, maybe, in an alternate universe, there but for the grace of God go I…

According to NewsOK.com:

Tuttle is apparently the sexiest city in America…

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It may be time for our friends at Patricia’s or Hustler Hollywood to open a Tuttle location.

Last week, some company called PinkCherry Sex Toys released a list of “the 50 sexiest cities in America.” They determined the rankings by analyzing how much city residents spend on sex toys, adult novelties and lingerie per person. Basically, the stuff you’d find at the bottom of Clark Matthews’s closet.

(Hey, a Clark Matthews reference!)

After analyzing all the numbers, the top city on PinkCherry’s list was Tuttle, Oklahoma.

Yes, that’s right. Tuttle is the sexiest city in America. To celebrate the occasion, Tuttle-based Braum’s will be offering a limited-edition Pink Cherry ice cream flavor in all metro stores.

Via a news release by PinkCherry Sex Toys

There’s a cat lady at Lake Hefner…

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The Lake Hefner goats have some odd company. No, it’s not another donkey.

Last week, The Oklahoman’s hipster-in-residence, Graham Lee Brewer, authored a piece about a woman who voluntarily maintains a fledgling colony of feral cats at Lake Hefner. He apparently stumbled across the cat lady during the fall while foraging for wild berries with those guys from MGMT.

Via NewsOK.com…