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Anyone want a free baby?

I’ll be honest with you, babies kind of freak me out. They cry a bunch, are way too soft, and I’m never really sure if they are laughing with me or at me. That being said, I’d probably take one if they were being given away. Not only could a cute baby help me pick up chicks at Whole Foods, but if it gets too annoying or troublesome I could always sell it on the Asian black market.

That’s why I found this story by the geniuses at KFOR so interesting:

Man finds ad offering free baby online

Is it legal to give away your child on the internet? An online ad for a blue-eyed infant worried one man so much he called the authorities. He found it on Freecycle.org, a web site much like Craigslist.

The main difference is everything on Freecycle is free.

That fact could be what saves the person who posted an ad early Monday morning for their infant.

Daniel Bui saw the ad.

He said, “I saw female infant and I said, ‘Whoa! What’s going on here?’”

Bui was looking through his email Monday morning when the ad caught his eye.

It stated, “Female Infant: 4 months old, blonde, blue eyes.”

Bui said, “It runs through your head on, what are they doing? Where is their mentality right now?”

Oklahoma City Police have received numerous calls about the posting; everyone asking the same thing, “Is this illegal?”

Police said the ad is actually legal, based on how it reads.

However, they said it’s not in good taste and likely isn’t ethical.

Wait, you mean giving away a free baby on the internet is not in good taste or ethical? Get out of town! Too bad it was just a  joke played by a couple of boys who were supposed to giveway a rat:

That mom who was called a “slut” on Twitter was charged with assault in September…

Last week we told you about the infuriating and somewhat sad tale of Brett Allred. He’s the lobbyist who lost his temper and wrote some very mean and inappropriate things to a married mother of five on Twitter.

Well, it looks like Brett Allred isn’t the only one who knows how to lose his temper. Yesterday, NewsOK.com reported that the married mother of five who was the target of Allred’s ill-advised attack— Rachel Hernandez — was charged with the hideous crime of “outraging public decency.” The charge stemmed from an incident that occurred at Deer Creek Elementery School last September.

From NewsOK:

Rachel Renee Hernandez, 32, of Oklahoma City, was charged Monday with outraging public decency, a misdemeanor, in connection with a Sept. 9, 2011, incident at the school, 4704 NW 164.

Hernandez, according to a probable cause affidavit, became irate over her child’s school records from the previous year and refused to leave school property.

Deer Creek’s principal said Hernandez followed staff around campus, interrupted normal school activity and used profanity in the presence of children, a deputy reported.

Hernandez refused to cooperate with the deputy and refused to leave school property, stating that “if I touched her she would punch me,” the deputy said.

When the deputy attempted to take Hernandez into custody, she “became combative and struck me in the head with a file folder,” the deputy said.

Earlier this month, a judge dismissed three felony charges against Hernandez — assault and battery upon a police officer, resisting arrest and trespassing — at the request of prosecutors, court records show.

Did you notice that there is no comment or statement from Rachel Hernandez or her attorney that gives her side of the story. Not even something like “Ms. Hernandez refused to comment.” Fortunately (or unfortunately), we’re here to do the dirty work for a publication that refers to itself as “the state’s most trusted news.” We talked to Rachel, and this is an ultra Cliff Notes version of what we learned:

Drake brought some marijuana to Oklahoma City…

Last February, some famous rapper/actor named Drake played a concert at the Chesapeake Energy Arena. A few days after the show, he held a private party — or “intimate evening,” as the flyer above puts it  — at the Dollhouse Lounge and Burlesque in Bricktown.

From the always reliable TMZ:

Sad news…the adult arcade on NW 23rd St. has been shut down

I’m not sure how we missed this one. The guy pictured above is JD Sackett. He was busted last week for running an illegal adult motion picture arcade. From KFOR:

Oklahoma City man is behind bars after running an illegal adult arcade. Neighbors say men would come and go from the home at 4011 NW 23rd Street, some staying all day…

OKC Police Sgt. Jennifer Wardlow says, “When our undercover officer went in there, they were actually able to purchase, for $10, an unlimited amount of time watching pornographic movies.”

Officers arrested the owner, 75-year-old JD Sackett.

Sgt. Wardlow says, “The actual charge in this case, which is running an illegal adult motion picture arcade, is not something that we typically see a lot of reports of. It’s something that’s fairly unusual.”…

The lack of signs made the neighbors suspicious.

(Tana) LeMisio says, “My husband asked him what kind of business it was and he told him it was an exercise business.”

But when her husband asked if he could work out there, he was told it was members only…

In case you’ve ever wondered what an illegal adult motion picture arcade looks like, here’s a photo of the business from Google Street:

This hillbilly likes the other white meat a little too much…

When someone mentions Davis, Oklahoma, I think of Turner Falls, Arbuckle Wilderness and the Falls Creek Church Camp. Now, thanks to Jimmy “Hawkeye” Jeter, there’s something else to associate with the small town in the foothills of the Arbuckle “mountains.” Hillbilly animal rape!

From KFOR: