No matter who you are or what you do, there are some days on the calendar that are guaranteed to suck. They happen every year at around the same time and everyone hates them. Here are the five worst:
1. Tuesday following Memorial Day
2. Tuesday following Labor Day
3. Monday after Daylight Savings Time begins
4. Monday after Thanksgiving break
5. Monday after Daylight Savings Time ends
Yeah, so today is the fifth worst regularly scheduled day of the year. I say “regularly scheduled” because you never know when the Thunder are going to make a bad trade or when you’re going to wake up after drinking six lunch boxes.
In an effort to cheer you up, I’m posting some pics of an amazing Ninja Turtle costume that Derick Winsett from Shawnee made from scratch for Halloween. Is it a week old? Yeah. Has it made the Internet rounds? Yes. Do I care? No, because today is the fifth suckiest day of the year and you need to forget that it will dark at 5:30.
Here’s are a couple of pics and video of the finished product:
It looks like Halloween has been extended for a few more days in Oklahoma City. There’s a scary man on the loose around town and he’s armed with a machete.
Machete-wielding man wanted in violent attack
A man armed with a machete is on the loose after attacking a neighbor Wednesday morning near N.W. 50th St. and N. Portland Ave.
Police said a 31-year-old man accused of stalking his ex-girlfriend vandalized a car outside her house on the 3800 block of N.W. 51st St.
Neighbors said the man then drove his car into a house across the street.
That’s when neighbor Randall Love intervened and was confronted with a machete.
Covering his wound, Love described the moment his neighbor’s ex-boyfriend attacked him with the weapon.
“He came down instantly with a double-handed machete sweep,” he said.
The female victim didn’t want to go on camera but her brother, Mark Stout said this isn’t the first violent situation with the man.
“I’m a little scared of the guy,” he said. “I just hope the police will do their job and put him away.”
Stout identified the suspect as Michael Rogers (also known as Jasper Zan), however police do not have a warrant out for his arrest and he has not been charged with any crime at this time.
Eh, no big deal right?Well, this story is waaaaaaaaay more disturbing than a “typical” machete attack. See the picture up there? That’s not some lonely emo kid dressed up as a mass murdering Marilyn Manson fan for Halloween. That’s the guy. He posted that pic on his Facebook Page and is wearing the same damn mask he wore when he drove by his ex-girlfriend’s house at 2:00am while armed with a machete!
But the story gets worse. Check out the YouTube video Machete Man — his name is Jasper Zan — posted while hiding in the woods after the attack. The clip was “removed by user” a couple of hours later, but KFOR snagged a copy before it was deleted. Here it is:
The guy pictured above is Dusty Buff. No, he’s not a retired a porn star. He’s the pastor for Grace Church Norman. If you’ve ever wanted to give Dusty some loose change, a warm coat, or yell at him “GET A JOB!!!”, this would be a good week to do so. He and an OU student are conducting a “social experiment” by pretending to be homeless for 10 days. Hopefully they don’t get stabbed while eating pizza.
From an Emma Hamblin article in the OU Daily:
Last week, KFOR Channel 4 alerted us to the growing presence of dangerous killer bobcats in the Oklahoma City Metro. Unsatisfied with their diet of small birds, rodents and the occasional yorkie, these wild feline creatures have invaded the metro in hopes of landing a big kill (i.e. Cub Scout Pack, Edmond Family, Vulnerable White Sorority Girl Who Goes Jogging at Night) or finding a mate.
Now, only a few days after KFOR’s initial report, we’ve had our first confirmed case of a bobcat attack. It occurred at a Homeland store in Edmond, and if you’re the world’s biggest dumbass, it could totally happen to you.
Every now and then, the thought crosses my mind to have a weekly caption competition on this website. For various reasons, though, I’ve always decided against it.
Well, maybe it’s time for me to change my mind. Check out this weird gem of a pic that an Ogle Mole recently sent to us. It’s from the Blū VIP party at the Devon Boathouse. It features the governor of Oklahoma, her pink haired daughter and Queen Nezra of the Fairy People. Or something like that.
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