Published by Patrick on June 23, 2008
A few weeks ago, my perverted roommate and I ventured to Cock-O-The-Walk for some weeknight fun. While there, we discovered these three things:
- There is an adult coed kickball league in Oklahoma City. Yes, coed kickball.
- The people who play in this adult coed kickball league go to the Cock-O-The-Walk after their games and take up a lot space
- The “Cock” has recently painted it’s mens’ bathroom
The reason I mention these astonishing discoveries is because our conversation revolved around them for most of the night. First, we spent about 20-minutes naming all of our friends who could play on our own kickball team. Then we talked about jobs that would be worse than having to paint the filthy, disgusting Cock-O-The-Walk bathroom. Because this topic is more interesting than us thinking about which three girls we could get to join our team, I decided to share with you our newest power poll: “The 10 Worst Jobs in the OKC Metro.”
Check them out after the jumpity jump.
Continue reading ‘Power Poll: 10 Worst Jobs in Oklahoma City’
Category: Mathis Brothers, Oklahoma City Media, Power Poll, Uncategorized and Wayne Coyne.
Published by Patrick on March 17, 2008
When I got the idea to rank the Top 10 Flaming Lips Songs of all time, my original intention was to post it on January 13th, which just happens to be Wayne Coyne’s birthday. Unfortunately, I kind of missed that deadline. So instead of waiting another 10 months to post it, I figured I would just wait until today. And why today? Because it is Flaming Lips bassist Michael Ivins’ birthday.
The whole inspiration behind this post was to pay tribute to one of my favorite bands. However, I also am doing this because I’m a nice guy. You see, there are a bunch of people around town who like to brag about the Flaming Lips and name alleys after them and watch them perform at the centennial concert, but don’t really know a damn thing about the Lips and their music. Hopefully, this will help them about a little bit.
(p.s. - Also, I’d like to thank Ryan from Oklahoma Rock and my friend Shanikan for their help with the poll.)
Continue reading ‘PowerPoll: Top 10 Flaming Lips Songs’
Category: Flaming Lips, Power Poll and Wayne Coyne.
PREVIOUSLY: The Justice League worked feverishly in an attempt to stop a plot to kidnap Sooner quarterback Sam Bradford. Meanwhile, Amy McRee got wind of the plot and investigated as a journalist before she, herself, wound up missing. Wayne Coyne tried to decode the kidnappers warning note and had a breakthrough, though, it appears it may be too late.
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Location: Gallagher-Iba Arena
Gary England listens carefully on his Gentner, but quickly loses his composure. “What do you mean, ‘He’s gone’?…Where’s Jason White?…What do you mean you ‘can’t get a hold of him’?…Wayne, this is unacceptable, un-ac-ceptable!” Gary snaps the phone shut. The other Justice League members in the arena see the anger in Gary’s eye and hesitate to inquire about the situation. Coach Doug Sauter motions to “Smokin’” Joe Burton to approach the England, but Burton refuses. Finally, Val Castor, as Gary’s right hand man decides to bites the bullet. Before he can get a word out, though, Gary takes command again: “Val, fire up the Storm Chasermobile. We’ve got to get back. Doug, Joe, hop in the back.” Continue reading ‘Justice League of Oklahoma (Episode 2.7)’
Category: Amy McRee, Dean Blevins, Fake News, Flaming Lips, Gary England, Justice League of Oklahoma, Lauren Richardson and Wayne Coyne.
Previously: After a threat to kidnap Sam Bradford before the Big XII Championship game was brought to the attention of the Justice League, the investigation headed several dead ends. As a preventative measure, Gary England assigned Jason White to protect Bradford. Wayne Coyne began working at decrypting the letter Coach Stoops received. Amy McRee started doing her own investigation and is now missing. Coach Sauter and Joe Burton finally tracked down the main suspect, Robert Allen. Continue reading ‘Justice League of Oklahoma (Episode 2.6)’
Category: Amy McRee, Gary England, Justice League of Oklahoma and Wayne Coyne.
Previously: An orange clad fat man overheard the Sooner coaches badmouth the OSU Cowboys. Bob Stoops brought a threat to the safety of quarterback Sam Bradford to The Justice League.
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Category: Gary England, Justice League of Oklahoma, Lauren Richardson, Mike Gundy, OSU Football, OU Football, Oklahoma City Media, Oklahoma City Weather, Sports and Wayne Coyne.
Previously: The Justice League learned a machine that can control the weather had come under the hands of a rogue. Doug Sauter, Joe Burton, Val Castor, and Lauren Richardson saved Greer, Oklahoma. Lauren was chastised by Gary England for disobeying orders, wooed by Mike Morgan to leave the Justice League, and later defended Morgan when Gary accused him of being the rogue. It was revealed that Gary was the inventor of the machine. Gary confronted Morgan, but found him to be innocent and learned that Lauren had faith that Gary was not behind the weather abnormality. Meanwhile, the Storm Chaser lair was infiltrated by ninjas who were corralled by Wayne Coyne. Their identity was a shock. And now, the final chapter…
———————- Continue reading ‘Justice League of Oklahoma (Part V)’
Category: Fake News, Gary England, Justice League of Oklahoma, Lauren Richardson, OKC Blazers, Oklahoma City Weather and Wayne Coyne.
Previously: The League saved Greer, OK. Gary England chewed out Lauren Richardson for disobeying orders. Mike Morgan attempted to lure Richardson to the 4Warn team. Gary told Wayne Coyne he believed Morgan was behind the weather in Greer. Lauren defended Morgan. After she left, Gary revealed that he was unsure he could trust her with the knowledge that he invented the weather machine.
———————— Continue reading ‘Justice League of Oklahoma (Part IV)’
Category: Fake News, Gary England, Justice League of Oklahoma, Lauren Richardson, OKC Music, Oklahoma City Media, Oklahoma City Weather and Wayne Coyne.
Previously: After saving the town of Greer from a cataclysmic weather event, Doug Sauter and Joe Burton were themselves saved by Lauren Richardson. Upon return, however, Lauren’s heroics were not appreciated by Gary England. As she left, Mike Morgan requested a meeting with her.
——– Continue reading ‘Justice League of Oklahoma (Part III)’
Category: Fake News, Gary England, Justice League of Oklahoma, Lauren Richardson, Oklahoma City Media and Wayne Coyne.
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