This past weekend, Wayne Coyne and his girlfriend Katy Weaver were in LA drinking Mountain Dew with Shaun White, working on some projects for Funny or Die, and probably snorting a lot of cocaine.
While there, Wayne decided to pay homage to his good friend Christina Fallin (a.k.a. Hipster Boo Boo) by snapping some pics of his girlfriend, a couple of posers, and a dog posing in a Native American headdress. Because he’s such a wild rebel, he then posted the pics to Instagram.
Check it out:
That may be the most real life pic of Wayne Coyne to ever be posted on the Internet. He’s not wearing a gray suit with an ax sticking out of his head while trapped in a giant hamster ball. He’s not taking a bath in his front yard or constructing a paper mache vagina. It’s simply Wayne Coyne, at the beach in Mexico, enjoying a wonderful afternoon with his cute little girlfriend that he left his wife for. And they’re not naked. Amazing, huh?
I bring all this up because Wayne’s ongoing divorce battle from his long time wife Michelle Martin-Coyne is in the news again. In an article published late last week, The State’s Most Trusted News claimed that Wayne is trying to keep adultery accusations out of the divorce.
Flaming Lips frontman Wayne Coyne is asking a judge to keep adultery accusations against him out of his divorce.
His wife, Michelle Martin-Coyne, 45, petitioned for divorce in September on the legal ground of incompatibility.H
In an amended petition in October, she stated she is entitled to a divorce “on the additional grounds of adultery.”
In an answer filed Feb. 18, the rock singer, 53, denied the allegation…
Oh, give us a break. Get off your psychedelic mushroom-glazed high horse. As we first noted in August of 2012, it was Wayne’s affair and insistence on living a very public rock star lifestyle that led to the Coynes’ split. And as the pic above shows, he’s still involved with the same girl. Denying the adultery allegations is ridiculous. It would be like me claiming not to be an asshole.
Of course, Wayne’s attorney says the adultery accusations don’t matter:
His attorney, Chris Deason, wrote, “Oklahoma is a no-fault state. There are no children at issue in the instant case. Allowing petitioner to delve into issues of adultery will garner her no additional relief and will constitute a waste of this court’s resources. The only purpose served by pleading adultery is to harass or embarrass respondent.”
Ha, is it really possible to embarrass Wayne Coyne? At last check, he’s the same guy who shut down the Oklahoma City airport with a grenade. He’s been kicked off Instagram for posting too much nudity… twice. He photographed Erykah Badu naked in a bathtub filled with fake semen and glitter and tweeted a pic of it. Hell, the guy has balls so big he walks around in them for fun.
If you ask me, the only thing that seems to embarrass The Flaming Lips frontman is being caught doing something the Average Joe would do, like shopping at Wal-Mart or cheating on his wife. It would make sense. Outside of the pic above, there are hardly any photos of Wayne with his attractive 20-something-year-old ladyfriend. When you consider a) the couple’s been together for at least 18 months and B) the amount of photos that Wayne posts to the Internet, isn’t that kind of weird?It’s like he’s trying to keep the thing a secret.
Here’s the only other pic we have of them together. It may look familiar:
It’s no secret that Wayne has a penchant for young people. He’s a 15-year-old boy trapped in the body of a recently divorced 51-year-old man. His life is consumed by sex and drug allusions that have earned him accolades from the likes of Fred Armisen and Jim James. His girlfriend is a twentysomething DJ/waitress that he hooked up with while he was still married. And he famously didn’t do cocaine with 26-year-old Ke$ha (even though she checked herself into rehab). He has let weird strangers stay at his house in his search of companionship, but they left when he pulled a grenade out. He has even gone as far as to try hanging out with our favorite Thunder players (and now Scott Brooks), but they’re so busy during the NBA season that he must be getting pretty lonely waiting for June to roll around.
So who does this leave for him?
Enter Miley Cyrus.
Aside from the obvious pageantry, Miley is almost the antithesis of Wayne. She was born into fame and has never had to work at Long John Silver’s. But somehow, someway, Miley Cyrus is a big fan of The Flaming Lips, and she invited Wayne (plus Steven Drozd) to LA last weekend to perform “Yoshimi Battles The Pink Robots Pt. 1″ with her.
Check it out:
Nearly one year after we first reported the couple’s separation, Michelle Martin-Coyne has filed for a divorce from Flaming Lips frontman Wayne Coyne.
According to a divorce petition filed on September 18th in Oklahoma County Court, Michelle claims the couple “formed a common law marriage on February 4th, 1989″ and that she is entitled to a divorce – and half of everything they own – based on irreconcilable differences. She also asks for temporary and permanent alimony. You know, pretty standard “you cheated on me with a 23-year-old cocktail waitress” ex-wife type of stuff.
In case you care, here’s a copy of the petition. Just click on the JPG to view it. The whole thing is pretty standard, and unfortunately doesn’t mention one thing about Martians, robots or Santa Claus:
Remember back in 2009 when “Do You Realize???” became Oklahoma’s official state rock song? I sure do. To me, it was a symbolic event that showed the world that not all Oklahomans are self-righteous, fun-hating, socially conservative nut jobs dressed in Wranglers and cowboy hats; that some of us enjoy thought-provoking experimental pop songs about life, death and the earth’s rotation.
Well, screw all that. It looks like the conservative fun haters win again. Thanks to Mary Fallin, “Do You Realize” is no longer our state’s official rock song. Via something called eCapitolNews:
An early term decision by Governor Fallin means a song by The Flaming Lips no longer holds the title of Oklahoma’s official state rock song. Some critics are calling the move political, but according to Gov. Mary Fallin’s Media Director Alex Weintz, “Do You Realize??” was only officially the state’s rock song for a couple of years. Fallin decided not to renew former Gov. Brad Henry’s executive order recognizing the song when she took office in 2011.
The Oklahoma Historical Society offered Oklahoma voters the chance to choose the state’s official rock song in 2009. Voters overwhelming chose “Do You Realize??” by Oklahoma City band The Flaming Lips, a hit single off of their 2002 album Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots.
The establishment of a state rock song was first proposed through in a 2009 Senate joint resolution, by Sen. Mike Schulz, R-Altus, and Rep. Joe Dorman, D-Rush Springs. The resolution (SJR 24) failed in the House after Lips bassist Michael Ivins wore a red and yellow t-shirt emblazoned with the hammer and sickle images found on the Chinese and former Soviet Union flag to a photo op at the Capitol. Just days after taking the opportunity to have their pictures taken with the band, several conservative lawmakers voted against the measure, many expressing offense to Ivin’s shirt.
After the resolution failed to pass the House, then Governor Brad Henry stepped in and made “Do You Realize??” the official rock song of the state through an executive order.
Every time a new governor is elected, the executive orders issued by their predecessors must be approved within the first 90 days of any new governor’s term. Weintz told eCapitol that in Fallin’s first three months her administration was trying to focus on their priorities, and the state rock song simply wasn’t one of them.
I like how Alex Weintz chalks this up to a “two year thing.” Did he not live here in 2009. Is he saying that we nominated all those songs, chose a special panel, and cast our votes for something that wasn’t intended to be permanent? Doesn’t that defeat the point of having something like a state rock song?
Also, are we really supposed to buy the bag of B.S. that she was just too busy with “other priorities” to sign extend Governor Henry’s proclamation? She obviously had time to complain about the temperature in her hot tub and travel to Ireland for a wedding. Even if you’re Mary Fallin, it still only takes five seconds to sign a sheet of paper. Instead of lying to us about “two year things” and “other priorities,” just tell us the truth.
Actually, we already kind of know the truth. During the 2010 Governor’s race, we had special Q&A’s with Mary Fallin, Jari Askins and Drew Edmondson. We asked each candidate the same 15 questions. Question 11 was:
What do you think of “Do You Realize??” being Oklahoma’s official rock song?
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