Yeah, this recap was supposed to be up on Monday, but I got lazy busy, so here it is to brighten your Friday. Check out the Worst of OKC winners along with some minimal commentary after the jump.
Archive for the 'Worst of OKC' Category
We started off the “Worst of OKC” a little over a month ago with the “Worst Metro Newspaper.” The Oklahoman dominated with over 58% of the vote. Now it’s time for us call an end to this little experiment with the category of “Worst Lost Ogle Feature.” Vote after the jump.
Fun fact: Did you know that a douche bag can live for one week without its head? Seriously. The average douche bag has six brains throughout its body, so it can fully function after its head is removed. It just will eventually dehydrate and starve to death after about 5 -7 days.
Actually, I’m totally joking about that. If you cut the head off a Douche Bag, they will die instantly. So if you plan on doing that, I would recommend that you go to one of the five places after the jump.
This category hindered me, because I think it really only needs a couple of nominees. But I guess we have some weird tradition to have five nominees per category. What a hindrance, right? I kind of want to open it up to dead acts (like the guys above), but that would be boring. I guess I’ll go drink a beer from a toby in Keith, Nebraska.
See that picture? That’s the old logo for the defunct Oklahoma Coyotes Semi-Pro Roller Hockey Team. If I remember correctly, some dumb rich guy built a restaurant with a huge roller hockey rink called Billy Balloos (picture here and here) near NW Expressway and Rockwell in hopes of luring the franchise to play its home games there. Sadly, both the restaurant and hockey league failed miserably. Imagine that.
Anyway, the reason I bring this up is because the Oklahoma City Coyotes may have been the worst ever organized sporting event to take place in Oklahoma City…worse than even the five sporting events listed after the jump.
When determining the quality of a news channel, I think the number one thing you should go by is the overall attractiveness of the anchorwomen and female reporters. Because if you have a hot chick reading or reporting the news, who really cares if it is good or not. After that, I would say the best news channels generally have the longest sports reports and employ gracious deities to control the weather.
Anyway, that’s how I would determine a “Best of” news channel. I have no clue how to judge a “Worst of.” Since that’s the case, I’m going to be totally lazy and just post some You Tube clips of our five nominees. Vote after the jump.
Honestly, I couldn’t find a good relevant picture of a road, so I figured it would be better to just post a moderately safe for work picture of Angelina Jolie. This is much better than Clark Matthews’ idea, which was to post a picture of Brent Skarky.
Anyway, read about and vote for the worst Metro area road after the jump.
Recent Comments