The sick assholes pictured above are Robert and Brenda Mettler from Claremore. Last week, they became the newest Oklahomans to be caught performing and/or filming human sex acts with dogs.
Via The Tulsa World:
A Claremore couple was arrested on bestiality complaints after police found at their home a video showing a dog performing oral sex on the wife.
Yeah, sorry about that. I should have warned you that this is a graphic and disgusting story. It’s worse than listening to this audio clip of Regular Jim Traber getting into a yelling match with an OU football player’s dad. I guess you can always count on bestiality to make Jim Traber seem tolerable.
Here are more disgusting details:
One cool thing about this blogging gig is that I don’t have a boss I don’t like named Karen telling me what to do. That being said, one big drawback to the job is that I don’t have a boss I don’t like named Karen to remind me when I do something stupid like forget to name the champion of our 2014 State Fair Photo Contest.
Yeah, I kind of forgot about that. After nearly 10,000 votes, the winning photograph is…
Let’s be honest. This isn’t a big surprise. I think we all knew when we first saw Miss State Fair’s photo that she was going to win this thing. How could she not? The photo is an all timer. She perfectly embodies everything about the State Fair and this silly contest we’ve held for the past six or seven years.
The winning pic was submitted by Derek M. from Guthrie. He’s going to win a big feast to Picasso Cafe in the Paseo. Here’s what he said about the photograph:
All I know about her is she has incredible fashion sense, and knows how to market herself. The back of the shirt read “Looking for the owner of these 40 DD’s u need
1. Big Ring 2. House 3. Car 4. Job.”
My friend and I were leaving when we spotted her posted up smoking Paul Mall’s by the ring toss. So in order to get a good pic my friend ran over and started playing, just so I could get a good clear picture of her, while pretending to take pics of my friend. We then followed her out and around for awhile, trying to get good pictures of her shirt before we left. As soon as we got to the car I sent the best pics we captured.
Derek wasn’t the only person to submit a photo of Miss State Fair. We were sent several photos of the owner of those 40 Double-D’s roaming the fair with some dude in search of corn dogs and/or billy goats. Here are some of the other entries:
I think we know who Marla Morgan is going to hire the next time her husband needs a weather helper.
Over the weekend, Facebook weatherman Aaron Tuttle shared a Halloween costume pic on his Facebook page. It’s of him and his girlfriend(?) before they ruined someone’s costume party.
Fortunately, he wasn’t crying:
Yes, Aaron Tuttle and his girlfriend She-Ra went out as a couple of spray tan models for Halloween. I guess that’s cool, although Aaron is violating a couple of man rules, including…
1. Never dress up like a douche bag for Halloween. It’s a holiday for girls to dress slutty, not for you to get free admission to the COPA.
2. Never date a girl who can put you to sleep with a full nelson. Or beat you at Mercy.
In addition to posting the blatant “LOOK AT HOW AWESOME I LOOK!” photo, Aaron left the following rambling, self-congratulatory, promotional note:
And I thought mispronouncing the word “Grotto” on a national radio show was going to be the highlight of my weekend.
Yesterday afternoon, while you were watching football or enjoying the record-breaking October heat, Marla Morgan, the wife of KFOR Chief Meteorologist Mike Morgan, chugged a bottle of Relax and sent us another email.
Here’s what the former Miss Rodeo USA had to say:
I’m still basking in the afterglow of being your recent Hot Girl Friday (HGF)….I can’t tell you how many doors it has opened and closed for me. I’m about to start calling you “Hef!”
Since you really do need updated pic’s, I thought I would send you a few of me without makeup from this past weekend…..besides being GREEN, do you know what I am? Here is a hint: I like your picture of extra large….um….brains from Star Trek and I love the best James T. Kirk of all time, William Shatner….I would be his squeeze.
Happy Halloween, and you know, once you go green, you never go back!
Uhm, will you all please add “Mike Morgan’s Basement” to the list of places to look if I ever turn up missing? Seriously, I’m pretty fucking terrified that I’m going to be kidnapped and end up in there, and I’m even more terrified that I don’t know who’s going to be responsible for it. Will it be Mike, Marla or will they co-conspire and pay Reed Timmer to do it? The only thing that’s certain is that they’ll use Emily Sutton as a lure.
Anyway, let’s check out these pics that Marla emailed to us.
Mobs of undead rise from their graves, witches cackle as they glide across the night sky, and somewhere there’s an empty tomb engraved with the name “Obama”—that’s right, it’s Halloween again and the metro has plenty to offer up in the way of creepy-crawly scares and ooky-spooky destinations this holiday season!
We all know about FrightFest at Frontier City (yawn) and the Haunted Warehouse in Bricktown (it it’s still open). This is a list of where to find real scares in the city this Halloween in the metro that’ll send chills up your spine, leave a tingle in your throat and goose bumps on your arms:
(Editor’s Note: This post was written and compiled by our new contributor New Tony. He’s different than old Tony who will remain Tony.)
1. The Governor’s Mansion
If you believe the old stories, this house is still haunted by a family of politically opportunistic ghosts. Eye witness accounts of the ghosts have varied, but most agree that they appear with a sickeningly pale pallor, and with a distinct, lifeless glaze over their eyes. Ghost tours are available throughout the year (the website just calls them “Governor’s Mansion Tours” for some reason), so take the whole family and be sure to bring your camera along— you never know when you might catch a wayward spirit on film!
This place is pretty spooky year round, yet the Halloween season always offers up some extra scares. Be warned, if you can survive all the toothless children screaming at their even-lesser-toothed parents over Hannah Montana costumes made in Taiwan by other toothless children for 90-cents, there’s no way you’ll survive the lines. The lines get everyone in the end.
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