It’s hard to believe, but The Lost Ogle turns five this May. When we started this site back in 2007, we had no clue it would become as big, popular and poorly edited as it is today!
To celebrate our half decade of worshiping Gary England, insulting Jim Traber and objectifying hundreds of women, our friends at the 51st Street Speakeasy have decided to throw us a super huge birthday party on Cinco De Mayo. The fiesta will featuring two of the OKC metro’s most popular performers: (white) Rapper extraordinaire Josh Sallee and critically acclaimed progressive rockers The Non.
Here are the details:
What: Cinco De Ogle Five Year Birthday Bash
When: Saturday, May 5th • 9:30 to closing time
Where: $51st Street Speakeasy
What Else: $5 cover, $2 Modello cans (while they last) and $3 Pacifico Drafts
This should be a great time. We’d like to thank Kevin, Jeff and Mike and all our friends at The Speakeasy for organizing this event , and we’d also like to thank all of you who have stopped by our site over the years to make it possible. We’d also like to thank breasts, because without them, there probably wouldn’t something called The Lost Ogle.
Anyway, I posted a couple of clips of Josh Sallee and the Non after jump. They are very different acts, but both are very awesome.
Before we get to the next five woman in our countdown of the 20 Hottest Women in the Oklahoma City media, lets pour a little out for these ladies who appeared on our 2011 list but moved on to bigger and better things:
20. Amanda Guerra (Moved to Dallas)
19. Danielle Vollmar (Moved to Dallas)
11. Lacey Lett (Moved to Tulsa)
10. Tara Vreeland (Stayed in Tulsa)
9. Angela Rosecrans (Left the Media)
8. Erin Guy (Moved to Palm Beach)
4. Jennifer Pierce (Left the Media)
3. Jessica Perez (Moved to Chicago) (Pictured above)
That’s eight out of 20 from last year’s list. That’s a lot. Maybe that’s why this year’s rankings took a little longer to create.
The lady pictured above is Melissa Boyer. If you’re wondering why she’s having the bad hair day to end all bad hair days, it’s because she was arrested for a DUI in South Oklahoma City. And oh yeah, she’s preggers.
A pregnant Oklahoma City woman arrested last week on complaints of driving under the influence of alcohol and child endangerment told The Oklahoman she has a high-risk pregnancy and regrets drinking three beers before getting behind the wheel.
Melissa Dawn Boyer, 29, was arrested after someone called 911 about 9:30 p.m. Thursday and reported a vehicle swerving in the 9300 block of S Santa Fe Avenue.
Another driver called police and followed the swerving vehicle until it stopped because of a flat tire, police said.
Officers arrived and met with Boyer, who had slurred speech and was unsteady on her feet, according to the police report.
‘Mommy is sleepy’
She told officers she was five months pregnant and experiencing back pains. Police said Boyer also had her 5-year-old daughter in the vehicle with her at the time. The girl told officers at the scene, “I think my mommy is sleepy,” police said.
Boyer said in a phone interview Monday she had just dropped her husband off at a mechanic’s shop to pick up his vehicle and was on her way home when she got lost and noticed the vehicle had a flat tire.
You know, 5-year-old kids and pregnant women are two of the most annoying things on this planet, but even I don’t condone this type of reckless behavior. If she’s going to endanger her life, her daughter’s life and her unborn child’s life, she should at least do it in the privacy of her own home.
Unfortunately for anyone with a soul, Ms. Boyer isn’t the only pathetic mom from Oklahoma to make the news. Check out this story about a Tulsa mom who just gave birth to her seventh baby that’s been born a drug addict or taken away for abuse.
Outside of our State Fair Photo Contest, this is one of my favorite annual features to write. That’s not just because it’s fun to rank and research a bunch of hot chicks, but because of how serious these hot chicks take it. I think they care more about where they rate on this list than they do May sweeps.
Anyway, before we begin the countdown, remember these three things that I basically copied and pasted from last year’s rankings:
1. We take many factors into consideration, including, but not limited to, hotness, cuteness, popularity, politeness, obtainability, unobtainability, relevance, hairstyle, real life hotness, Ogle Moleness, bra size and how bad Bob Barry Jr. and Dean Blevins want to show them the Eiffel Tower.
2. Because we can, we are going to drag this series into four posts.
3. Please, actually pretty please, try to keep the comments classy. I guarantee the ladies on this list are going to read this. Don’t hurt their feelings. That’s my job.
Anyway, here’s 20-16 of our 2012 rankings. We’ll have 15-11 up later today.
Dear Rumble the Bison,
I have some questions for you. I watched the video of your origin story on your website. It gave a pretty detailed account of how you came to walk on two legs as well as jump high and run fast and whatnot. When most creatures are struck by lightning they develop special powers that can help them become the 2009 mascot of the year. All of that seems to check out. But there are things about you that seem a little too good to be true.
For instance, I have seen you in person, and yet, I’ve never smelled you. I know this may be a sensitive and not wholly appropriate topic to bring up, and I surely don’t want to be “that girl” that consistently asks species-ignorant questions, but…aren’t bison supposed to smell? I mean, I know that modern bathing practices are way more advanced than when the bison were roaming the prairies, but even if that’s the case don’t you smell bad like a wet dog does after the bath? Maybe I shouldn’t be bringing this up.
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