One of my favorite bars in Oklahoma City is the Cock-O-The-Walk.  I like it for a bunch of reasons.  It’s laid back, not too fancy but not too divey, and they serve beers in large round glasses that remind me of the little golden goblets that would come with the King Castle and Robin Hood Hideout Legomen.

This guy would probably like Cock-O-The-Walk for the same reasons.  From News 9:

Police say a Norman man traveled throughout the metro stealing Lego toys from local Target stores.

Police arrested 30-year-old Todd Franklin Curtis on April 30. A loss prevention officer at the Target on S.W. 44th Street told police she first spotted Curtis walking the aisles in the women’s clothing section. Security watched him place several items in his shopping cart before he moved to the toy department.

Once there, security officers said Curtis placed several large Lego boxes in his cart. He then pushed the cart to the front registers and left it while he walked outside.

According to the police report, Curtis stopped outside the doors of Target to talk on his cell phone. Security officers told police after Curtis ended the call, he came back into the store and pushed the shopping cart filled with merchandise outside without paying for any of the items.

Target reported in all, the merchandise was worth $1,275.93.

Uhm…did this guy figure out how to extract meth from Legos or something?  I ask this because it’s really the only logical explanation why some dude would drive around town and steal $1,275.93 worth of plastic blocks from Target.  Before you know it, you’re going to have to go the pharmacy and provide two forms of identification before you buy a Lego set.

Seriously, what a bizarre weirdo.  At least he decided to shoplift from Target.  When they’re not having tickle fights with their BFFs, watching Glee or reading this website, hot chicks are usually at Target in their halter tops and yoga pants buying stuff.  Or so I’ve heard.