The Lost Ogle

Oklahoma City News, Entertainment & Occasional Humor • Established 2007

This robber gets sleepy on the job…

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As an adult, the best part of my day is often my nap. I don’t always get one, but when I do, it’s pretty great. It’s not uncommon to find me sleeping under my desk on my lunch break, or in my car if the weather’s nice. I just like it. Hell, if I can position my desk and monitors just right, it’s not out of the realm of possibility for me to take a nap in a way that makes it look like I’m just reading what’s on my computer. It’s probably my greatest super power, next to always remembering where I’ve parked.

But there are some in this world who don’t have jobs that easily lend themselves to napping. And I truly feel for them. When I was a bartender, I had to stay up until like 3 in the morning to get the customers out, money counted, and bar cleaned. And there was no time for a nap during my shifts. That’s why I have a lot of sympathy for this guy who fell asleep while trying to rob a house. According to

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Aaron Tuttle is going to speak with PR professionals who specialize in PR…

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Before we begin, our TLO legal team has advised that I disclose this post is 100% serious and should not in any way be considered parody or satire.

Also, the image above is the first installment of our new erotic fan fiction series “Tuttle Tales.” It’s a work in progress, but we hope to have “Under The Waterfall: A Weatherman’s Erotic Adventure With Himself” completed very soon. It barely beat out these other two finalists:

aaron tuttle lonely road

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Screw it. We’ll just change the subtitles and publish all three as a trilogy. The entire series should be for sale very soon at your neighborhood Patricia’s or Hustler Store.

Anyway, I digress. We recently learned that Aaron Tuttle will be meeting with the Oklahoma City Chapter of the Public Relations Society of America on April 15th to discuss “The Critical Nature of Severe Weather Communications.” At least that’s what they’re telling us. It’s probably just a ploy by the PR people to find a new client. If anyone in this town could use some PR help, it’s Aaron Tuttle.

Here are the details via PRSA OKC:

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Whatever Happened to Sweet Brown?

Today marks the three-year anniversary of Sweet Brown’s overnight rise to Internet stardom. With her irresistible outlook on cold pops, fires and bronchitis, Oklahoma City’s mama of meme took the internet by storm with her catchphrase “Ain’t nobody got time for that!” and charming demeanor, becoming the poster-person for the next-door neighbor that we all wished we had.

And while so many other meme-superstars just peter-out, Sweet Brown managed to parlay hers into an authentic form of celebrity, from national commercials and TV guest spots to just getting mobbed by fans when walking around town. It was a true story of a local done good and—even better—one that never wore out their welcome.

Beyonce quoted her at the Superbowl, she made a cameo in Tyler Perry’s A Madea Christmas and told it like it is to the lovely ladies of The View. In 2013, she was announced to become the co-host of the Dallas-based syndicated show Cheaters, alongside Clark Gable III. (Yes, the grandson of that Clark Gable.) We think it’s her last public appearance.

Here’s a clip:

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Re-casting Mad Men with some Oklahoma Celebrities…


This week Mad Men’s final season premiered. As a fan of period pieces, vintage fashions, eye candy, and binge watching shows on Netflix without showering for days, this was a pretty big event for me. In just a few short weeks, there’s going to be a excruciatingly slow-paced hour-long drama sized hole in my heart.

Hey guys I’m just kidding! (Kind of).

Anyway, yesterday at the office was particularly trudge-y, so I started daydreaming about how to destroy cast one of my favorite TV shows using our own Oklahoma talent. These are the results.


Don: Blake Shelton

This one was a no brainer. Both tall, dapper, and fans of whiskey drinkin’ and lady charmin’. Blake probably for sure has a dark and shady side we all don’t know about (rumor has it he switched identities with someone who died in the Reba’s plane crash) but would probably ignore because he’s that’s good looking.


Betty: Carrie Underwood 

Blonde, beautiful, and…maaaayyybe a bit daft? I mean don’t get me wrong, Carrie is probably a lovely person, but someone has to take responsibility for those 4 hours I spent watching The Sound of Music Live.

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Dave Morris is lonely…

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Remember Dave Morris?

We used to write about him on this site back in the day, but then he and his hot wife split and I finally added the Chrome Flashblock extension to stop those annoying autoplay videos and we kind of forgot about him.

Seriously, if you read on a semi-regular basis and don’t have Flashblock, you’re missing out. Life is so much better without those annoying autoplay videos. It’s nice to read an article in your cubicle about a murder, deadly car crash or the latest Thunder injury without having some realtor announce to you and the entire office that he sells Edmond.

Now that I’m done giving valuable life advice, check out this pic that a Mole sent us of Dave Morris playing the keyboards at either an Oklahoma City Chamber event or the Mini Haha Bingo Hall off I-35. I’m not sure which one…

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