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MMT: Channel 25 now has it’s very own Condom Star

Hello again, people of the internet. It’s another Monday, which means it’s time for Monday Morning Tweets, the recurring feature that 4 out of 5 dentists say has “no affect whatsoever” on oral health. If that’s not enough to get you to read this post, I don’t know what is. Maybe if I tell you there are pictures of beautiful naked people included.* Well, guess what? There are.**

This week’s tweets and the pictures of beautiful naked people are after the jump.***

*There are no pictures of beautiful naked people included.

**There aren’t.

***No, really. There are no beautiful naked people in this post.

MMT: Kisha Henry and Michelle Apon like to play pool

Good morning, everyone! It’s time for yet another edition of Monday Morning Tweets. If you’re anything like me, you spent your weekend laughing at Patrick enrage OSU fans on Twitter. It was a nice change of pace from the way I usually spend my weekends — laughing at Patrick enrage OU and/or Thunder fans on Twitter. I’m pretty sure he’s the reason the #unfollow hashtag was invented in the first place.

Let’s get right to this week’s tweets. They are after the fold.

Monday Morning Tweets: Bridesmaids, Mike Tyson and the Milky Way

Did you all know that it’s been really hot outside for the last week or so? I know because people on twitter keep tweeting about it. For instance, here’s Wendell Edwards. He is “so over” this heat. If Wendell Edwards hadn’t tweeted that about the heat, the only way I would have known it was hot outside would be from EVERYONE ELSE ON TWITTER TWEETING ABOUT THE HEAT (or by stepping out the door. Kidding! We all know that won’t happen). I’m not judging here, I am guilty of it as well. But I think we should all institute a Heat Tweeting Moratorium for the rest of the summer. From now on, the only reason any of us should be allowed to tweet about the hot weather is if

1. You are about to die from the heat

Example:

Really hot. Think it might be sunstroke. Vision blurry. Muscles cramping. Legs won’t move. Can’t pee. Send help.

2. You have a really funny joke about the heat

Example:

HAHAHAHA JUST KIDDING IT’S WAY TOO F’ING HOT TO THINK UP ANY JOKES RIGHT NOW

This week’s tweets are after the fold.