Blazers Hockey Is Spigtacular

If you’re like me, you haven’t been to a Blazers game since the good old days when Steve Simoni and George Dupont were in town. But the Blazers’ marketing department has come up with a foolproof plan to get fans to come out to Friday night’s game. It’s FFA night! By itself, nothing too out of the ordinary, but this particular game features a giveaway that is quite simply too awesome for words.

…all FFA members attending the game will have an opportunity to win one of four animals to be given away at the end of the evening’s game: an Express Ranch heifer, valued at $2,500, a lamb, a goat and a pig.

Go to a hockey game… win a cow. Just like God intended it.

(h/t Deadspin)