This makes Bass Pro Shops seem like sliced bread…

Before you check out this clip, make sure your not drinking anything. You don’t want to spray it all over your keyboard:

Before I get into how big of a tool Shane Jett is, let me clear up something. I found this clip at Steve Lackmeyer’s OKCcentral Blog. In the comments section, some guy named “Patrick” says:

I think Rob Anderson and I came up with this idea years ago.

Dear god, that is NOT me!!! Even if I did think up that silly idea, I sure wouldn’t bee foolish enough to say that I thought of it. You’d look better saying that OPUBCO stole your Wimgo idea than claiming you thought of a $100-million oil derrick to span the Oklahoma river . Also, I have no clue who Rob Anderson is, but I bet he’s pretty pissed right now. That Patrick dude totally threw him under the Bricktown Trolley.

Anyway, for a guy that used ensconced in a sentence and speaks three languages and worked two years in Belo Horizonte Brazil with Global Options International,” Shane Jett sure seems to be unnaturally stupid. Seriously, is this the best thing the guy can do as an Oklahoma State Representative? You think he could fit in with the rest of the legislature and think of some draconian bills that limit our basic freedoms and rights, but I guess that would be too easy. Maybe instead of a big oil well, he should pitch a big white cross, Indian statue or even milk bottle to span across the river. Or maybe he should just resign and learn a new language, and while he’s at it, get us some of the stuff he is smoking.