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Sally Kern’s Got a Gun…

5:15 PM EDT on July 23, 2008

Remember when Sally Kern said that gays are worse than terrorists? Well, we might have been jumping to a conclusion when we assumed that was a slam at gays. It might be that she really just thinks terrorists aren't that bad.

According to our sources at the Capitol, security guards allegedly caught a person trying to "smuggle" a weapon into the building (sounds like something a terrorist would do). The weapon, a handgun, was possessed by none other than Representative Sally Kern. We currently have no information on who her intended target was (our guess? Jim Roth) but Kern was released on her own recognizance.

Update: Looks like the Tulsa World is now reporting this.  It must true.

Update II:  According to the Tulsa World, she has a concealed weapons permit.  That's pretty damn scary!)

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