Tulsa Tuesday ““ Tulsans in Uproar over Stupid Spider

Whole Foods, a grocery store that doesn’t believe in pesticides, found a poisonous spider in its bananas.  Spiders are why I believe in pesticides.  This spider will supposedly kill a person in 25 minutes.  In Oklahoma, it’s closer to an hour due  to our above average girth.  Two-hours if you drive a Hoveround.  If you’re […]
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