Apparently, Kristen Chenoweth was pretty excited that she won Ogle Madness II. In fact, she was so excited that she flew to Oklahoma to accept this special Ogle Madness Championship Certificate at the News 9 studios. The certificate was presented by Honorary Ogle Randy Cassimus. According to Toby Rowland, Randy illegally cast 847 votes for Kristin in the tournament. That’s an Ogle Madness record.
Anyway, I know what you’re probably thinking…why didn’t we present the certificate ourselves? One word: Integrity. At The Lost Ogle, we value integrity over anything else, and we don’t want to compromise it by mingling and schmoozing with the celebrities we have to seed in next year’s tournament. In addition to that, I already had lunch scheduled with European models and Clark Matthews had promised to teach a youngster piano lessons on the old fire organ from the Omniplex. See what I mean, we don’t break plans. That’s some integrity for you.