Last night, breaking news from KWTV News 9: Oklahoma City-based aerospace start-up Rocketplane, the beneficiary of 18 millions dollars in special state tax credits under a now-closed state tax code loophole, has fled the state getting no closer to low orbit than Al Eschbach in a pickup game of basketball.
Scott Cooper, reporter for the Gazette, almost immediately wrote on his Facebook page, "I love it. Ch. 9 says they've 'learned' and 'sources tell' them Rocketplane is gone. Some investigation just to read the Gazette."
In the news video (introduced by Kelly and Amy) Rusty Surrette reports that Rocketplane took the money and ran. After promising to launch people into space tourism from Oklahoma, Rocketplane headed to the alleged birthplace of the president of the United States, Hawaii.
Now, Gary England is our god and Amy McRee is our pink-clad high priestess, but we really have to express our disappointment with News9 for running a story that took less effort to write than one of our posts. The specific quoted sources, such as obscure local Republican legislator David Dank, are often exactly the same. We're not saying the Rusty actually lifted the Gazette's story, but it is a remarkable coincidence that News 9's big breaking story last night reads so much like a two-week-old feature in a paper known for its massage parlor ads.
Or, perhaps, we can now expect massage parlor ads on the 10 o'clock news . . .