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2009 Quote of the Year

1:00 PM EST on December 31, 2009

"I'm not a dirty, old man. All of this was done for research," — Larry Jones, founder and ex-president of Feed the Children.

This quote was part of an interview Larry Jones gave to the Oklahoman in response to a recent civil suite filed against him. Specifically, the quote was in response to the claim that he hid the following grown-up magazines in a secret spot in his office:

Family Affairs
Taboo's Family Heat
Best of Family Touch
Penthouse Secret Fantasies
The Penthouse Sex Files
Penthouse Forum
Best of Forum Letters
Penthouse Letters
Penthouse
Penthouse Variations, and
Playboy

I don't know about you, but I think it's funny that Larry Jones reads a bunch of the same magazines that Clark Matthews keeps in an old shoebox in the back of his closet. I wonder if Larry Jones also collects movies of Asian cheerleaders. If so, he and Clark Matthews should probably be friends.

Anyway, this is our final post for 2009. Now I'm off to do some research...for 2010.

Have a safe and happy New Year!

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