Earlier this morning I went to NewsOK.com. Naturally, the first thing I did was click on the most interesting headline. Here’s the story:
The Oklahoma City police Sex Crimes Unit released a sketch of a man they say exposed himself to a woman at a city business.
The Oklahoma City Police Sex Crimes Unit has released the above sketch of a man they say exposed himself to a woman at a northwest Oklahoma City business last month.
On Feb. 26, a woman was getting ready to leave her workplace on Northwest Expressway when she noticed a man standing at the door, police Master Sgt. Gary Knight said.
The woman said the man lowered his pants and exposed himself, Knight said.
The employee said she picked up the phone to call police and the man ran away.
Wow. Doesn’t the person in the police sketch look a little bit like this guy:
If it were Chad roaming across Northwest Expressway flashing people at Charcoal Oven or Incredible Pizza, I wouldn’t be surprised. But wow, Clark Matthews??? I guess this explains why he now wears a trench coat and Groucho Marx glasses to checkers practice every Friday.