Someone from the Oklahoma Department of Transportation wants you to know that Tulsa’s streets, which are normally sh*t, have been upgraded to f*cked.
Tulsa’s entire Inner Dispersal Loop is being replaced. If you enter Tulsa through Sand Springs on 412, you’ll find someone covered a few detour signs in the right places. Honest mistake or passive aggressive?
I’ll go with passive aggressive.
I give props to the person who did this. This sign captures my feelings when I drive on Tulsa roads. I can’t reach any destination without being stopped by road construction.
If you plan a trip to Tulsa, expect delays and leave 96 hours early.
The IDL replacement combined with the Fix Our Streets program averages Tulsa’s roads to a level of scr*wed.
(P.S. During my trip to take the picture for this post, a driver flipped me off and called me an “a**hole.” I got a shot of her car and posted it. Click here for Dear Cooter in the White Intrigue.)