Here’s one spot at Lake Hefner you should avoid…

If I had to rank the funniest TV news writing team in the state, I would probably go with KFOR. They seem to have, as our state legislature would say, "edgier" standards when it comes to how they present and prepare their content.

Case in point, check out the opening line to this story about a recent bust of lesbian cheerleaders gay dudes at Lake Hefner:

More than a dozen men were arrested at a local park after police say they were caught with their pants down.

For years, Hobie Point has been a known meeting spot for men seeking companionship but recently it became the site of a police sting operation.

Officers took 16 men into custody for allegedly performing lewd acts on one another in the park.

Sgt. Jennifer Wardlow with the Oklahoma City Police Department said, “ Our officers were there in response to complaints from citizens that there were men out there engaging in acts of lewdness and also public indecency.”

Hmmn, that must be one of those gay secret terrorist training cells that Sally Kern was talking about. I didn't know the problem was that severe. I also didn't know that gay terrorists spend all their time being gay. Crazy!

Anyway, I'm glad the OKCPD is cracking down on this stuff. Lake Hefner is a really cool place to go run and be active and stuff, but I don't go there very often because I'm always worried I'll accidentally stumble into some secret place like Hobie Point. They should clearly mark those areas. Spray them with rainbow paint or whatever. You know, like how they do in the French Quarter of New Orleans. That way you know to stop and turn back around.

Also, I hope that when MAPS 3 is finished all the gay cruisers move from Lake Hefner over the senior aquatic centers. For one, it will guarantee that someone will use the damn things. Two, the old people won't know better.