I got to see President Obama in Cushing and I took pictures!

As you all know, President Barack Obama was in Cushing last Thursday. It feels like it happened a thousand years ago. If only the internet was capable of getting information to other people faster… but alas. One day, in the distant future, mankind will have the ability “log” about something instantly on the “web.” Perhaps they could combine the words and call this invention a “Glob.” I dunno, some nerd will probably find a better name for it.

Anycrap, I was in Cushing to with my trusty Blackberry Torch, snapping pictures with it’s Polaroid quality camera. I would like to share with you some of my favorite pictures that my friend’s and I took. It should be a fun ride, let’s go!

This lady loves to recycle. You can’t even tell this sign used to say, “Blacks.”

This guy got lost while looking for a White Castle.

Luckily, the Secret Service didn’t mind that a sweetly-retarded ginger was in attendance!

Look at all this pipe they have to lay? Or as Mary Fallin calls it, “Saturday.”

Apparently the sweater I’m wearing is for “fags.” I didn’t realize it until someone from Cushing was polite enough to scream it from a passing car.

Two of the three Ogle brother’s were there, including my favorite, Frankenogle.

I wasn’t allowed to bring my umbrella, but they let this dude bring a rifle!?! Let me tell you, it’s intimidating when he points the thing at your balls and tells you to follow him into the bushes.

This is Sen. Judy Eason McIntyre. You can’t see it, but she was holding a sign that said she wanted to fuck a president.

Those are the pics. It was an honor to meet President Obama. I’m not sure why people were so opposed to him being here. While I didn’t support George W. Bush, if had had the opportunity to get a picture with him, you can bet your sweet ass I would have taken that opportunity. Sometimes you have to put political differences aside for a sweet Facebook profile pic!