Have you seen this man???

Oklahoma City Police are seeking the public’s help in identifying the guy pictured above. He died 31 years ago. If you’ve seen him, please call the police and then run for your life.

Seriously, that’s the creepiest thing I’ve seen in a while. Who knew that the original California Raisin died in Oklahoma City in 1981. It’s like Mr. Hanky came to life as a lonely middle-aged male.

Anyway, I guess we’re supposed to mention that man’s death was not ruled a homicide. I’m not sure why that matters. It’s not like I’m going to sleep any better. I expect chronic zombie nightmares for the next few weeks.