The hot and angry girl pictured above is Meagan Lindsay. On Sunday, she stabbed another girl outside Cain’s Ballroom…with her shoe.
A high-heeled shoe was the apparent weapon of choice for a Jenks woman accused of aggravated assault against another woman Sunday evening.
Tulsa Police arrested Meagan Lindsay and booked her on an aggravated assault complaint late Sunday at Cain’s Ballroom. Police were called to the popular music venue for a report of a stabbing, according to an arrest report.
Officers described in their report that a bouncer told them that Lindsay walked up to the other woman and used “a high heeled shoe to stab her in the right side of the victim’s face.”
At the scene, officers spoke to the victim who stated that she was in a fight with Lindsay’s cousin inside Cain’s and tried to leave. When she went outside, Lindsay walked up to her and used her heel to stab her.
When the officers on scene spoke to Lindsay, she told them that it was in self-defense and that someone warned her that the victim was coming up behind her to attack her, according to the police report.
Lindsay was booked on $1,000 bond for the aggravated assaulted complaint. She is due in court next week.
You know, it never really occurred to me that a shoe could double as a dangerous weapon. Maybe that explains why high maintenance women have been hoarding them for the past 200 years. They’re probably planning some global rebellion to take over the world or something. Wouldn’t that be awful? Glee would be the only thing on television and Carrie Bradshaw would be president. Thank God some guy invented dark chocolate to keep them all regulated and under control.
Anyway, the guys at Bar Stool Sports seem to think Carrie’s pic is the hottest mug shot of all time. That inspired me to searched the Internet for other pics of Meagan just to see how hot she really is. Oddly enough, she didn’t have a Facebook or old MySpace page, but I did find this strange bikini pic from the 2009 Urban Tulsa Weekly swimsuit issue:
In all honesty, I’m not 100% sure that’s the same girl. Even though a people finder service I use claims there’s only one girl in Tulsa who spells her name “Meagan Lindsay,” I guess there’s a slight chance it could be someone else. If that’s the case, I’ll take down the post, issue and apology and take the good Meagan Lindsay out for drinks. Maybe we’ll even plant a tree. The only rule is that she can’t attack me with a shoe.