When it reins it poors.
Perhaps inspired by the grammar excellence recently displayed by the Oklahoma State Department of Education, News 9 let everyone know on last night’s 10:00pm news that Oklahoma County Clerk Carolyn Caudill was boned out of jail:
I’ve never heard of anyone being boned out of jail before, but if it’s going to happen somewhere, it might as well be at the same place where an inmate hid a gun in his anus.
Anyway, if you want to see something kind of funny, take a look at this pic of Carolyn Caudill that I found on the Oklahoma County Clerk website. Compare it to the mugshot above:
I don’t really know what a county clerk is or does, but who knew being a master of disguise was part of the job. Is that even the same person? Mughsot Carolyn Caudill looks like someone who would fall asleep in the bathroom of a bar in Midwest City. Sears Portrait Center Carolyn Caudill looks like she should be selling life, auto or home insurance. Based on this DUI arrest, I wouldn’t be surprised to see Carolyn doing either one in the near future.