Meet Joe Exotic. He’s the owner of GW Exotic Animal Park and the Biker Fox of Southern Oklahoma…

By now I’m sure you’ve heard the story about the worker at the GW Exotic Animal Park in Wynnewood who got her arm nearly torn off by a tiger. If not, you obviously don’t follow the local TV news. They treated it like the story of the century.

From KFOR.com:

WYNNEWOOD, Okla. – An Oklahoma zoo worker whose arm was bitten by a tiger will underwent surgery Monday morning.

This time, it will be a minor one to clean out all her wounds.

The woman injured was Kelci Saffery originally from Honolulu, Hawaii. She is 27-year-old.

The tiger bite happened Saturday morning around 10:00 at the GW Exotic Animal Park in Wynnewood.

The tiger’s owner, Joe Schreibvogel, said the employee stuck her arm through the tiger cage and was unable to get it back out before the tiger got to her.

On behalf of everyone at The Lost Ogle, we’d like to extend our best wishes to Kelci Saffrey. Hopefully she makes a full recovery and is never attacked by a wild animal ever again. On a positive note, she’ll have a great story to tell on her next Match.com date.

With that out-of-the-way, let’s get to the topic of this post. That would be eccentric GW Exotic Animal Park owner Joe “Exotic” Schreibvogel. He’s made the media rounds and conducted damage control after the attack. The guy is one of a kind. How the local media has been able to take him seriously and not just laugh at him is amazing. He’s essentially the Biker Fox of southern Oklahoma. The only difference is that he raises tigers instead of raccoons. Just check out the photos from his Joe Exotic Facebook Page:

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And that’s the guy who owns all the tigers in Wynnewood that occasionally try to eat people. Nothing weird or strange or concerning about that…right?

Okay, so maybe it’s a little concerning, but who are we to judge. Just because the guy’s self-absorbed and likes to unzip his pants and pose for PG-rated erotica doesn’t mean he’s not capable of running an animal sanctuary filled with deadly predators. Okay, maybe it does. I don’t know. I think I’m going to take a bath now.

Here are more pics. They are provided without commentary:

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Okay, I lied about the no commentary thing. Can someone from DHS go rescue that rooster? While they’re at it, can they burn Joe’s boxer shorts?

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joe exotic panda

joe exotic saddle

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Yeah, I’m going to stop right there. They get worse. Trust me.

Normally, this is the part of the post where we roast the guy to pieces, but not today. We really don’t have to. The material just writes itself.

For example, Joe Exotic also has an online store where you can buy his “Tiger King” branded merchandise. If you haven’t done your white elephant Christmas shopping yet, I’d suggest you check it out.

Joe Exotic sells items like:

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Cashews

Something tells me this guy would love having his nuts in your mouth. And yes, I know cashews are not technically nuts.

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Oil Free Moisturizers

Pink flower not included.

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Mouse Pads

Let’s be honest, who still doesn’t use a mouse pad. They are all the rage. In 10 – 15 years, maybe he’ll add iPhone 5 cases to the catalog.

 

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Condoms

These condoms are specially designed to make that special someone “roar”… or chew your hand off. One of two.

Joe Exotic is also an aspiring country music singer, and at his online store you can buy some of his music. This is the CD cover for his hit song “I Saw A Tiger.” I think it was the soundtrack for the porn parody “The Jungle Date Book.”

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Here’s the music video. When you watch it, please remember that a) it’s real and b) this man oversees a zoo.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUOZUu0t2CA

Those poor poor tigers. Hopefully the Caesar of the group rises up and frees all the other animals.

Joe makes other videos, too. Lot’s of them. I sent Marisa over to check out his YouTube page. Here are a few of her favorites, along with her commentary:

Joe Exotic, you say? I guess all pickup artists need hobbies and day jobs, and it looks like Joe’s hobby is ligers. It makes you wonder if the employees are drawn in by the affection of the animals, or if the animals are drawn in by all his negging and douchey pickup lines. Maybe it’s because Joe looks like he knows all the words to every Creed song. Who can say, really?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXn570_zJPY

Thus far, we’ve pretty much concluded that Joe Exotic is probably the love child of Biker Fox and Criss Angel, and probably the personal stylist for quite a few deejays on the Katt. I think I speak for the majority of the women in the metro when I say that we need to head on down to Wynnewood. Seriously, somewhere around the ninth minute of the above video, they’re in a sweet limo. And what lady doesn’t love a rockstar?

Sweet handcuff belt, bro. And I like the swashbuckler boots. If I close my eyes, I can almost pretend you’re Westley from The Princess Bride. Almost.

Anyway, that’s it for our little profile on Joe Exotic. I would post more, but that bath water is getting cold. If you want to look for more stuff about the guy, feel free. When you do, keep in mind he owns tigers, lions and probably a guy dressed in a panda costume. Good times.

This post was originally published in October 2013.

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28 Responses


  1. Best post ever! Maybe worth a trip just to meet Siegfried & Roy’s spawn!


  2. Cashews may not be a nut but Joe is.


  3. How the hell did he get that hot chick to pose with him?


    1. I believe that is his woman. I’m gonna go out on a limb and say she has some daddy issues.


      1. I think it’s a porn star. He got one to endorse his condoms.


        1. Either way, I’m still going with the daddy issues angle.


      2. I think the term you are looking for is “beard”


  4. Ogle Madness….has to be at least a 4 seed.


    1. YES! YES! A thousand times…YES!!!


  5. Have relatives from Wynnewood, the city does not embrace him, however it appears a few of his close friends do.

    Wonder what it would be like to explain to someone a credit card reciept that listed: Joe Exotic Emporium-
    2 bags of hot nuts (cashews)
    1 container-oil free lube, uh moisterizer
    3 invidually wrapped commenrative Joe Exotic pre-lubed cheetah print condoms.

    He may not be guilty of animal cruelty, but he damn sure is abusing a lot of people’s sight! Joe knows how to live!


  6. When the Wal Mart Distro was giving them meat that was out dated or about to be out dated, they were caught cooking it and selling it in there restaurant. These guys are a real piece of work. How there still in business is amazing.


  7. An old queen who needs a new act.


  8. He is constantly begging the media to help him out because he somehow is always running out of funding for the poor animals. He should go on the road as a carnival freak.


  9. Lions and tigers and bares himself. Oh, my!


  10. My personal favorite is his post from September 24th, where he actually uses the word “funner”…..


  11. Looks like a cheap Ted Nugent knock-off.


  12. That panda looks familiar……..Traber?


  13. Maybe the media doesn’t want him to sic one of his tigers on them? 😉


  14. This guy is like a white trash unicorn


  15. Ligers are one thing, but I get the uneasy feeling that what he’d really like to produce are some Jogers.


    1. $5 says there is interspecies erotica to be found at Joe’s zoo…


  16. Joe Exotic is gay with a husband and a boyfriend. A 3 some…The girl is a porn star he pays to be in his pictures. that is Not is voice in his videos and he doesn’t know how to play the guitar. It’s all bootlegs videos. He did go on the road as an animal act, no one wants him back!! Joe lives very high on the hog, no pun intended..he lies and steals and cons his public for his exotic needs. He is a sociopath that has his followers convinced he is King. Lol…


    1. Ss synergy is absolutely correct.


  17. Also.. that music video, joke right? No way that is his voice.


  18. Louis Theroux of the BBC did a whole documentary on this guy. Look up “America’s Most Dangerous Pets” on Google. Really worth watching.


  19. Sure is funny how this park is supposed to be in the memory of my brother-in-law Garold but, do any of you know who he is?????? I am sick and tired of Joe and all his butt buddies smearing the Schreibvogel name and most of all Garold’s name.When we lost a WONDERFUL person and father,all Joe saw was $$$$$ signs and he knew how to get what he wanted and he still uses Garold to get it BUT,who is it really for???


  20. he has watched too much billy the exterminator………


  21. I laughed, I cried, I shook my head in wild wonder.
    Is this a great state or what? …white trash unicorn…classic!

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