MMT: The Video Vigilante would make a nice Chamber ambassador

Happy Monday, everyone. I hope you had a fantastic weekend. I’m personally recovering from the Oklahoma Craft Beer Fest in Bricktown this past weekend. (I’m really more trying to recover from eating at Hooter’s to sober up on Saturday night. That was painful.) I checked over my intoxicated social media activity from this past weekend to discover that I didn’t do too bad, as far as drunk tweets go. I did, however, invite a former coworker to punch my boyfriend in the junk via Instagram. So, yeah. Anyway, there are plenty more references to genitals in this week’s tweets. Check them out after the jump.

https://twitter.com/HeideWrite/status/468124595539963904

Dammit! I missed it again. (That’s what he said.)

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You and us both! We have no idea what to do when we can’t watch Vanity Perkins interview Mary Fallin…

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Yes.

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Ha! But, like, you do know that women can still get pregnant after hearing loud children, right? Just making sure. Oklahoma isn’t big on sex ed.

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I have never dreamt of that bone place. Can I get a replacement prize?

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Mike Morgan may not be the best sartorial influence…

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I always knew that Steve Lackmeyer was the type to stand outside your window with his radio playing, and now I have the proof.

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We’ve written about this several times. Or twice.

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David Payne is getting a little weird these days. He wears a weird hat and feeds geese.

Keep an eye on him, guys.

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You know when foreign businessmen come to town and you have to entertain them? Well, don’t you usually buy them hookers, not show them where the hookers hang out?

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White Water Bay has a strange marketing plan. When they aren’t using news anchors, they use Christian radio DJs to entice folks to visit.

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That’s what my friend’s 4-year old kid says as he’s wetting his pants.

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Who wants to sign my petition to replace the Thunder Girls with seals?

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Also, a neat way to wash your hair on a walk of shame is with rain. Not that I would know…

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What about bad social media done on behalf of a blog feature? Asking for a friend…

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Fun fact: we celebrate all year long.

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https://twitter.com/LouisFowler/status/467054045094359040

Yes. A million times yes.

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Actually, I think they already do this at Coffee Slingers.

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Maybe we need an investigative report on Nightline about hair products to find out…or you can ask Danielle Dozier.

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Hey Lance-my boyfriend likes pralines. Can you fix up a batch for me to give to him, please?

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Oh… God… Abigail Ogle Is Going To Run This Town Someday, Isn’t She?

Oh, okay. We were confused for a second.

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The Dean Blevins Memorial Weekly Tweet From Dean Blevins

All is quiet on the Deano front. But know that as soon as he starts making some noise again, we’ll have the scoop. Until then…

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That’s it for this week. Hit me up on Twitter if you agree, disagree, think there is someone I should be following, or kind of want to stalk me.