This happened in Tulsa yesterday…

trump fallin palin

Great news everyone! We’re having a caption contest!

It’s been awhile since we’ve had one, but this pic I took during my last acid trip just calls for it. Submit a caption, we’ll select our favorites, and then have readers vote for the best. We’ll try to find a good prize from Patricia’s for the winner.

When I look at that photo I just get overwhelmed. My mind can’t really register what’s going on. I feel like the astronaut who flew into the monolith at the end of 2001. The whole thing is full of stars and soon I’m going to be a fetus orbiting around Donald Trump’s head.

I do have a few questions about the photo, though. First of all, is it real? The second is how many Xanax did Mary Fallin take and why is she dressed for St. Patrick’s Day? Also, do you think Hipster Boo Boo brought the trailer for Palin to see? I heard the Hockey Mom wants to buy it.

Anyway, I guess leave your caption in the comments section. Good luck.