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Ryan Gosling Says Beaver, Oklahoma Has the Most Beautiful Women and Explains Why

10:56 AM EDT on April 13, 2016

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There sure are a lot of beautiful women in Oklahoma!

Only a day after Justin Timberlake claimed in a recent "interview" that Edmond, Oklahoma has the most beautiful women, Mr. Handsome himself, Ryan Gosling, shared his thoughts on the beautiful women of Beaver, Oklahoma:

“I knew a girl from Beaver, Oklahoma and I visited her and her family in Beaver years ago and I thought at the time that maybe she was just an exception but she wasn’t. And I’m not saying that the women there are necessarily more physically beautiful than other women in other places but, from my experience in Beaver, the women there have the entire package, ya know? They’re not only beautiful on the outside but on the inside as well. The girl I knew from Beaver was sweet, caring, and beautiful all-around and I found that to be the case for a lot of women there.”

That's pretty cool. I was always led to believe that Hooker, or Mooreland, had the most beautiful women in western Oklahoma. It's cool to see Beaver getting some love. Of course, it would be cooler if any of this is real. Just like the "Justin Timberlake thinks Edmond women are beautiful" story that hundreds of locals are sharing on Facebook like it's real news, we totally made this up in an effort to get easy page views.

I guess you can't blame us for taking advantage of the simpletons. We did the same thing a month or two ago when we parodied the "Scarlett Johannsson is moving to Oklahoma City" hoax from a month or two ago. Remember that? As a response, we joked that Jennifer Lawrence is moving to Midwest City.

Look at how well that worked out for us:

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In case you're not a Social Media Bandit or Casey Cornett, that's a pretty impressive Facebook reach. Considering it was all a blatant hoax, that's kind of sad. If you want to see something even sadder, check out our most viewed posts of 2016:

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Yep, the number one TLO post of 2016 has been a hoax that parodies another hoax. I think we may have to write a few more of these! Thanks easy-to-dupe, gullible people on Facebook for making blogging so easy. Please share this one, too!

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Update: This probably deserves it's own post, but The Oklahoman fell for the fake Justin Timberlake story. Remember, they are the state's most trusted news...

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