Howdy, pardners! I hope your Garth Brooks weekend treated you well. I’m sure it was a great show and I spent the entire time jealous of everyone on my timeline who was in attendance. I’m less curious about the setlist, however, than if he wore a Mobetta shirt or flew over the audience Peter Pan-style on wires. I guess I’ll just have to fork over the ticket money next time and find out for myself. Anyways, let’s get to the Tweets:
People are mad about Braum’s
After word dropped about Braum’s wanting to tear down the Hi-Lo to build another plastic hamburger castle, everyone had opinions… (-Lucas)
If Braums tears down the Hi-Lo, everybody is just going to have to start making out inside of Braums.
— Greg Elwell (@ElwellEats) July 12, 2017
— Joe Wertz (@joewertz) July 12, 2017
About that section of land you lease from my family @Braums_Inc, you may need to move some cattle real soon.
— The Door (@TheDoorOKC) July 12, 2017
"What about me, assholes?"
— Jack Fowler (@jackfowlerart) July 12, 2017
Was @ Hi-Lo last night drinking in righteous protest, now I'm in the Braum's drive thru. So i get it polyamorous friends…It's complicated
— grlballr (@grlballr) July 14, 2017
Also, how is it already 6:15?! There's so much to do. DID I LITERALLY SPEND HOURS ON TWITTER WATCHING PEOPLE MELT DOWN ABOUT BRAUMS?!
— Marisa Mohi ☕️ (@GentleMarisa) July 12, 2017
Worse Selfie Ever
Gwen Stefani getting her nails done at in Madill, Oklahoma at Luxury Nails! pic.twitter.com/PH07quBEgl
— Lauren Daniels (@lauren_daniels4) July 14, 2017
Is this really the lead singer of No Doubt or a cardboard cutout? Did she get her nails done or just run in to use the restroom and this was your ambush attempt to get a picture with her? Or worse yet did you use a flip phone with no forward facing screen? (-Steven)
— William Cole okwxTV (@OKWXTracker) July 14, 2017
You don’t need to follow a weather person on Twitter to find out there was an earthquake in Oklahoma. You only need 2 friends on Facebook who live in Oklahoma because odds are if one of them are half sober they are letting everyone know. (-Steven)
At least someone is reading…
I follow @TheLostOgle even though I have no connection to Oklahoma and OK is doing its best to make AZ and FL look normal
— The Dijonnaise (@gymkata_) July 16, 2017
I think that’s a compliment? (-Lucas)
Thunder Alley returns
— J. Robert Aycock (@aycockonxion) July 15, 2017
Thankfully there was no shooting in Bricktown, otherwise all future Garth Brooks concerts would be cancelled. – Patrick
So Which Is It?
— Forbes (@Forbes) July 9, 2017
So is Harold Hamm the richest person in Oklahoma or is the whole family included? If it is the family does it also include his ex-wife who he had to pay $1 billion to go away? A check like that would bounce a lot of banks. (-Steven)
Slow Social Media Day
Real Official Oklahoma Area Code Rankings.
3. 580 https://t.co/5MYriTcZtY
— LongLiveNesha42🅿️ (@_Wdavis55) July 11, 2017
Of all the dumb things to fight about on Twitter the rankings of area codes has to rank up there with the dumbest. I should probably stop there. (-Steven)
Dan Rather had a good time in Oklahoma
Ok City's. "Cattleman's" restaurant is one of best. Just super. Warm and friendly with superb food.
— Dan Rather (@DanRather) July 15, 2017
At "Smokey Pokey" BBQ in Stillwater, OK. At next table Cowboys w/guns on their hips. Not lawmen best I could tell. Just local cow men.
— Dan Rather (@DanRather) July 15, 2017
I have no idea what he was doing in Oklahoma, but at least he knew enough to get some good beef while he was here. (-Lucas)
Not Legal in the 405
Them boys from Oklahoma roll their joints all wrong 🎶
— morgan elizabeth (@_morgannne8) July 11, 2017
First of all, marijuana for any purpose is illegal in all of Oklahoma. Second of all, you should not hang out with boys. Real men know how to roll, missy. (-Steven)
Alamo Bowl Ring Diss
RT to ruin an Oklahoma State fan's day pic.twitter.com/0tzYB60fB9
— Barstool CMU (@CMUBarstool) July 12, 2017
The beauty of the internet is Central Michigan quickly got word of the Pokes slight omission of a certain loss last football season. The ugly side of the internet is Central Michigan won’t soon let the Pokes forget that one other loss. (-Steven)
Under the Radar
Someone's shirtless drunk brother in law is going around a South OKC house, breaking things.
— Robert Moose (@RobertMoose) July 15, 2017
Ah, that’s just ol’ Tony. He’s a good boy, until he gets some whiskey in him. (-Lucas)
Dear God, Abigail Ogle is going to rule the world someday…
— Abigail Ogle (@KOCOAbigail) July 14, 2017
Told you so! More info to come. – Patrick
Dean Blevins Memorial Tweet of the Week featuring Dean Blevins
— Dean Blevins (@DeanBlevins) July 14, 2017
Well, it’s been five days. Is he still close to signing? – Patrick