Move over Juggalos. The Nudists are coming!

10:26 AM EDT on July 27, 2017

We found a new place to take Cardboard Jim Traber!

KOKH reported yesterday that the 86th American Association for Nude Recreation Convention will be held in a few weeks at the Oaklake Trails Naturist Park. It's located halfway between OKC and Tulsa near Stroud.

Via KOKH:

The state of Oklahoma has been selected as the convention destination for the 86th annual American Association for Nude Recreation (AANR) Convention.
Nudists from all over will travel to the family-friendly nudist park Oaklake Trails Naturist Park, which is located halfway between Tulsa and Oklahoma City, where this year's biggest clothing-optional convention is being held.

First of all, I hope they spray for ticks and mosquitos.

Second, outside of wishing they were more attractive, I don't have a problem with nudists. They're just regular people like you and me, with the only difference being they want everyone to see the saggy, hairy body parts the rest of us like to hide.

That being said, "family-friendly nudist park" feels like a reach. You thought the family vacation to Sea World in San Antonio was a nightmare? Imagine being dragged along on a family camping trip with a bunch of nude hairy old men. Hopefully they have an adolescent psychologist on-site to help.

Here's more:

“We are very excited that AANR has chosen our facility as their convention destination as we celebrate Oaklake Trails' 25 year anniversary," said Oaklake Trails president Gary Spangler in a statement.
The seven-day convention kicks off with an open forum at 7 p.m. Monday, Aug. 7 and is open to the public.
The convention will consist of events, meetings and seminars throughout the week that promote and advocate for the freedom of social nude recreation. It will run Aug. 7 through 14.

Question – If we're going to host a nudist convention in Oklahoma, shouldn't we be all-inclusive and do something for the never nudes? They have feelings, too. Plus, you have to admit it would be fun to see everyone prancing around and rushing down the Slip N' Slide in their cut off jean shorts.

Also, isn't this whole thing a direct slap in the mask to the furries who had their annual outdoor convention at Roman Nose State Park cancelled just because a few bad apples wearing rabbit and fox costumes decided to have an impromptu orgy at the campsite? If Oklahoma can host Juggalo Gatherings, Nudist Conventions and NCAA sporting events, we can also make room for furries.