Last night, to much fan-fair and trumpeting, we unveiled the Ogle Madness XI Bracket. You can view it here. Remember to email your championship pick to OgleMadness@gmail.com and you can possibly win a $250 feast to Fassler Hall.
Before the madness kicks into gear tomorrow morning, we have some play-in games for the last four remaining spots into the field. They are being played at the Super 8 Motel off I-35 in Moore:
Play-In Game 1: (11) Hillbilly Rednecks vs. (11) OSU Motorcycle Brahs
Play-In Game 2: (11) Jason Reese vs. (11) Hot Wife Chloe
Play-In Game 3: (16) Dirty Magazine Body Armor Dude vs. (16) Vaseline Thong Man
Play-In Game 4: (16) Oklahoman Editorial Board vs. (16) Ralph Shortey
Those are some tough decisions. Can Jason Reese put Hot Wife Chloe behind him? Will Dirty Magazine Dude’s armor hold up? What will Ralph Shortey do to the Oklahoman Editorial Board? Vote after the jump!
(11) Hillbilly Rednecks vs. (11) OSU Motorcycle Brahs
(11) Hillbilly Rednecks
Who They Are: Backwoods, gun-toting rednecks you don’t want to mess with
Biggest Strength: Belly Tattoos
Biggest Weakness: Math and reading
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(11) OSU Motorcycle Brahs
Who They Are: Guys who messed with backwoods gun-toting rednecks
Biggest Strength: Making you never want to ride a motorcycle
Biggest Weakness: Picking people to mess with
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(11) Hillbilly Rednecks vs. (11) OSU Motorcycle Brahs
- (11) Hillbilly Rednecks (72%, 277 Votes)
- (11) OSU Motorcycle Brahs (28%, 110 Votes)
Total Voters: 387
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(11) Jason Reese vs. (11) Hot Wife Chloe
(11) Jason Reese
Who He Is: Aspiring lawmaker who needs to pay better attention to details
Biggest Strength: Going on television and denying he tries to write off porn as a legitimate campaign expense
Biggest Weakness: Lying about porn habits
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(11) Hot Wife Chloe
Who She Is: Porn character who starred on Jason Reese’s campaign finance report
Biggest Strength: Submission
Biggest Weakness: Needs to be punished
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(11) Jason Reese vs. (11) Hot Wife Chloe
- (11) Hot Wife Chloe (86%, 338 Votes)
- (11) Jason Reese (14%, 55 Votes)
Total Voters: 393
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(16) Dirty Magazine Body Armor Dude vs. (16) Vaseline Thong Man
(16) Dirty Magazine Body Armor Dude
Who He Is: Man who wore body armor made out of dirty magazines to confront trailer park neighbor
Biggest Strength: Choice in magazine subscriptions
Biggest Weakness: Sticky body armor
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(16) Vaseline Thong Man
Who He Is: Man who was caught cruising the streets of Garfield County wearing a thong and covered in Vaseline
Biggest Strength: Moisture-rich skin
Biggest Weakness: Sticky car seats
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(16) Dirty Magazine Body Armor Dude vs. (16) Vaseline Thong Man
- (16) Dirty Magazine Body Armor Dude (56%, 211 Votes)
- (16) Vaseline Thong Man (44%, 164 Votes)
Total Voters: 375
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(16) Oklahoman Editorial Board vs. (16) Ralph Shortey
(16) Oklahoman Editorial Board
Who They Are: All-white group of men (and one rich lady) who share draconian, right-wing views in the state’s largest newspaper.
Biggest Strength: Being on the wrong side of history
Biggest Weakness: Retaining influence
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(16) Ralph Shortey
Who He Is: Disgraced former lawmaker
Biggest Strength: Hypocrisy
Biggest Weakness: 17-year-old male prostitutes
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(16) Oklahoman Editorial Board vs. (16) Ralph Shortey
- (16) Ralph Shortey (54%, 209 Votes)
- (16) Oklahoman Editorial Board (46%, 177 Votes)
Total Voters: 386
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A vote for the lesser
of two evils or better the devil you know,was never this much fun.
Just a few short months ago I was cheering the prospect that Shortey would never receive another vote in his life. I feel somewhat heartened to know that I wasn’t the only one who today enthusiastically marked my ballot for him rather than the DO editorial board.
My bracket is already in trouble – kiss off that million a year from Patrick for a perfect score.
Are we supposed to vote for the most despicable or the one we want to advance or the finest example of Okiedom? I’m easily confused.
Answer:
Yes.
In this round, I voted for the Most Oklahoma entries:
Ralph Shortey
Hillbilly Rednecks
And for Hot Wife Chloe, because it’s still a vote for Jason Reese.
Hard to choose between Dirty Mag guy and Vaseline Thong man. A tossup.
Thought Shortey was underseeded but close vote says otherwise.