Mr. and Ms. OKC caught having sex under a tree…

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder… or the person who desperately needs cash to fuel a crack addition.

Last week, OKCPD arrested the love birds pictured above – Tony Willis and Verna LeClair – for having sex under a tree in OKC’s exotic 10 Penn District.

Here are the details via KOKH Fox 25:

Two people were taken into custody after police say they were having sex on the ground near a busy Oklahoma City intersection.

Oklahoma City Police Department reports show that police were contacted at approximately 5:30 p.m. June 15 by a woman who was at a tire shop near NW 10 and Virginia when she observed two people under a tree. The woman stated she saw a man with his pants “halfway down” on top of a woman.

Officers arrived on the scene and the man rolled off of the woman. Police then arrested both subjects: 48-year-old Tony Willis and 42-year-old Verna LeClair.

That’s weird and gross. Like most things that involve sexual intercourse in public under a tree, I’m sure drugs were partly to blame. Then again, maybe they were simply living out a sick and twisted Jim Henson universe cosplay sex fantasy. You have to admit, Tony looks a bit like Hoggle from Labyrinth…

And Verna has a striking resemblance Jen from The Dark Crystal:

The resemblances really are striking.