Oklahoma Reddit user needs fake ID for Third Eye Blind show

Just like TV news channels and other media outlets, we sometimes like to use our massive following and extreme popularity to help Oklahomans in need.

As a result, we have a favor to ask. Can somebody please help out this 20-year-old who needs a fake I.D. to see the Third Eye Blind show in Tulsa tomorrow?

Via Reddit:

Fake ID? from r/oklahoma

Yeah, for those of you with reservations or concerns that this semi-charmed 20-year-old may use a forged, illegal form of identification to purchase and consume alcohol underage, don’t worry – He’s just going to be using it to go watch Third Eye Blind. According to the Guinness Book of World Records, that trails only “I want to check out Sugar Ray” as the lamest excuse in the world to get a fake ID.

Hating on generic 90s music aside, I still kind of feel sorry for this kid. Back in my day, before holograms, watermarks and laser etchings made their way onto government IDs (and Third Eye Blind was still a popular band), making a fake ID was as easy as having access to a color copier and lamination machine at Mail Boxes Etc:

That fake id, which said I was a 5′ 3″ female, was originally made as a joke until my friends forced me to use it on a Stax Stax Stax beer run. As long as I could keep it behind the plastic shield in my checkbook wallet, it worked about 90% of the time, and we no longer had to shoulder tap for beer.

I eventually updated the ID, and made myself a more believable 6′ 1″, 155-lb male. Once again, if I could keep it behind the plastic wallet shield, it worked every time:

Eventually, I was able to pick up a real ID from a friend who looked like me. That worked until I was pulled over one night by the Bethany police, and I had to resort back to the male one until I turned 21. Great memories.

Anyway, if there are any Moles out there working at a tag agency, or know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy, you should contact this kid and hook them up. Let’s make a difference.

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14 Responses


  1. Oh man, I feel this kid’s pain! Back in ‘92 the Violent Femmes were going to play at that old church-turned-groovy-club on Classen and I was 3 or 4 months from 21! That still burns. Someone help this kid!


    1. I went to that show. The fire marshal broke it up after like 3 songs. I heard they went back on after like half the people left.


  2. STAX STAX STAX


    1. yes! Eevryone remembers STAX STAX STAX! But I can find no info on it. Can someone write a memoir? I was far too young and high to remember any details. Did they have boxes of vegetables? They were former 7 elevens amirite?


  3. I would like for you to delete this or keep me anonymous. It’s not okay that you post my username on a public blog post calling me a liar and making fun of me. Why would you think it’s okay? If you don’t do what I ask I’m reporting this to the website with screenshots. I DO NOT CONSENT TO MY USERNAME BEING POSTED ON THIS BLOG.


    1. Who are you planning on reporting the website to, exactly? And as truth is the ultimate defense against libel, are you saying they’re lying about the post asking for a fake ID?


    2. Mr. Doe:

      I trust that you realize that Reddit, where you yourself posted your username and your fake ID request, just might have even more readers than does this obscure local blog. It’s one of the world’s most visited English-language websites.

      I second Krakatoa’s question. I don’t know where a person might “report” the accurate repetition of a public post on a national website, or what crime you might allege against TLO. But people who live in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones. I’m pretty sure that soliciting a fake ID, presenting a fake ID, and underage drinking are ALL crimes.

      Pro tip: when you post it on the internet, it’s out there for all eternity.


      1. As cranky Judge Judy, “You have to come to court with clean hands,” young whipper-snapper. You might as well report your pot dealer to the po-po for shorting you on your quarter.


    3. Were I Mr. Doe, I would get in touch with the proper authorities and have my complaint attatchef as an addendum to Patrick’s permanent record.


    4. You posted it in a public forum, ya goober.


  4. Does anyone know of a copyright attorney who’s an expert in copyright law?


    1. I know a bird lawyer who is an expert at bird law


  5. 😂😂😂 how you gonna get mad someone shared your public post


  6. Good news: https://www.facebook.com/123250024369818/posts/2289580147736784/
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