News 9 shares Pumpkin Cheesecake Dick recipe…

With Thanksgiving only a few weeks away, sweet and tasty pumpkin dessert recipes are dominating every recipe blog, morning news program and Pioneer Woman orgy on the planet.

Naturally, News 9’s cooking segment personality “The Sassy Mama” – not to be confused with her old persona the “The Fat and Sassy Mama”  – got in on the action. She shared a pumpkin cheesecake recipe that got News 9 anchor Bobbie Miller very excited:

Wow. I know she’s the Sassy Mama and everything, but doesn’t Pumpkin Cheesecake Dick take things too far? I’m terrified to see what recipes she shares in December. Regular Jim Traber says her Holiday Nutsack is to die for, and her Penis Peppermint Bark will make you squirm.

Anyway, you can view the entire Pumpkin Cheesecake Dick recipe here. They oddly removed the main ingredient from the segment. Those FCC laws can be a bitch.