Ogle Madness: East Region, Lower Bracket

Ogle Madness XII tipped earlier today with matchups from the upper half of the East Bracket. Now we jump to lower portion. Here are this afternoon’s matchups:

(6) Indian Taco vs. (11) Ribeye Steak
(3) Teachers vs (14) Markwayne Mullin
(7) David Holt vs (10) Cow-Tipping T-Shirts
(2) Joleen Chaney vs (15) Lake Overholser

Holy Rolaids! That first match-up is intense as it is challenging. Some are tasty, some are terrifying; all will amaze!

Vote after the jump!

(6) Indian Taco

Who: The best thing to eat at the fair

Biggest Strength: Accessible at any function

Biggest Weakness: May cause diarrhea

(11) Ribeye Steak

Who: The official cut of beef of the State of Oklahoma

Biggest Strength: Food backed by biased lawmakers and ranchers

Biggest Weakness: Not a porterhouse

(6) Indian Taco vs. (11) Ribeye Steak

  • (11) Ribeye Steak (62%, 324 Votes)
  • (6) Indian Taco (38%, 201 Votes)

Total Voters: 525

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(3) Teachers

Who: People most screwed by Oklahoma lawmakers lack of empathy

Biggest Strength: Education and crowd-sourcing

Biggest Weakness: Disposable income

(14) Markwayne Mullin

Who: “Volunteer Walk” lawmaker

Biggest Strength: Sewer leak detection; Capitalizing on being born on third base

Biggest Weakness: Intelligence

(3) Teachers vs (14) Markwayne Mullin

  • (3) Teachers (90%, 459 Votes)
  • (14) Markwayne Mullin (10%, 53 Votes)

Total Voters: 512

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(7) David Holt

Who: Oklahoma City Mayor

Biggest Strength: Ego; Taking selfies

Biggest Weakness: Former lawmaker

(10) Cow Tipping T-shirt

Who: Airport t-shirts raising awareness of animal epidemic

Biggest Strength: Rallying farmers and concerned citizens

Biggest Weakness: It’s a t-shirt sold at an airport

(7) David Holt vs (10) Cow-Tipping T-Shirts

  • (10) Cow-Tipping T-Shirts (57%, 313 Votes)
  • (7) David Holt (43%, 235 Votes)

Total Voters: 548

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(2) Joleen Chaney vs (15) Lake Overholser

Who: KFOR news anchor

Biggest Strength: Matriarch of News Channel 4 and a black cocktail dress

Biggest Weakness: Replying to text messages

(15) Lake Overholser 

Who: OKC’s other lake

Biggest Strength: Thick grass areas to hide evidence or conceal teenage sex

Biggest Weakness: Dead Bodies

(2) Joleen Chaney vs (15) Lake Overholser

  • (2) Joleen Chaney (64%, 351 Votes)
  • (15) Lake Overholser (36%, 200 Votes)

Total Voters: 551

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