Ogle Madness: West Region, Upper Bracket

Day two of Ogle Madness is upon us! Cast your vote to find who will triumph over all.

Here are this morning’s matchups:

(1) Marla Morgan vs. (16) Bradford Pear Trees
(8) Buying Wine at Grocery Store vs (9) Buying Cold Beer at Liquor Store
(4) Kevin Stitt vs (13) Maps 4
(5) Nipple Church vs (12) Ogle Brothers

The first match-up is pretty juicy. We’re likely to see these two face off in real life pretty soon, so let’s see if we can predict the winner!

Vote after the jump!

(1) Marla Morgan

Who: Mike Morgan’s hot wife and last year’s Ogle Madness champion

Biggest Strength: Oklahoma’s defining MILF

Biggest Weakness: Her husband’s flashier ties

(16) Bradford Pear Trees

Who: Oklahoma’s shittiest trees

Biggest Strength: Beautiful blossoms for 2 weeks in the year

Biggest Weakness: Smells like jizz and wreaks havoc on allergies

(1) Marla Morgan vs. (16) Bradford Pear Trees

  • (1) Marla Morgan (67%, 435 Votes)
  • (16) Bradford Pear Trees (33%, 212 Votes)

Total Voters: 647

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(8) Buying Wine at Grocery Store

Who: The best reason to be at a Wal-Mart at 11 p.m.

Biggest Strength: Don’t have to mess with liquor stores

Biggest Weakness: Drunk soccer moms looking for their white zinfandel fix


(9) Buying Cold Beer at Liquor Store

Who: Getting booze the old fashioned way

Biggest Strength: Avoiding grocery stores altogether

Biggest Weakness: Still not open Sunday

(8) Buying Wine at Grocery Store vs (9) Buying Cold Beer at Liquor Store

  • (8) Buying Wine at Grocery Store (56%, 363 Votes)
  • (9) Buying Cold Beer at Liquor Store (44%, 280 Votes)

Total Voters: 643

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(4) Kevin Stitt

Who: Governor of Oklahoma

Biggest Strength: Making money during the mortgage boom

Biggest Weakness: Being banned from mortgage banking in certain states

(13) Maps 4

Who: Upcoming “Metropolitan Area Projects'” plan

Biggest Strength: Building stuff for the Chamber of Commerce

Biggest Weakness: Costs a penny on every dollar spent

(4) Kevin Stitt vs (13) Maps 4

  • (13) Maps 4 (73%, 471 Votes)
  • (4) Kevin Stitt (27%, 173 Votes)

Total Voters: 644

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(5) Nipple Church vs (12) Ogle Brothers

Who: The “distinctive architectural” looking church

Biggest Strength: Shaped like a perky breast for worship

Biggest Weakness: Will probably become a Del Taco and Jack In The Box

(12) Ogle Brothers

Who: Local journalism dynasty

Biggest Strength: Sweet hair and bulky suits

Biggest Weakness: What the Three Stooges would be in modern times

(5) Nipple Church vs (12) Ogle Brothers

  • (5) Nipple Church (66%, 424 Votes)
  • (12) Ogle Brothers (34%, 219 Votes)

Total Voters: 643

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