Ogle Madness: South Region, Upper Bracket

Welcome to the first round of the South region!

Here are this afternoon’s matchups:

(1) Paul George vs. (16) Kevin Stitt’s eyebrows
(8) The Franchise vs (9) The Sports Animal
(4) Darci Lynne Farmer vs (13) Joe Exotic
(5) Jesse Jane vs (12) Emily Virgin

We have some stiff competition when it comes Oklahoma icons. Some great, mostly strange. Vote to see who will be the champion

Vote after the jump!

(1) Paul George

Who: Former L.A. Laker turned OKC Thunder player

Biggest Strength: A six-time NBA All-Star Defense

Biggest Weakness: Republican Fundraisers

(16) Kevin Stitt’s Eyebrows

Who: Nesting face caterpillars

Biggest Strength: Aggressive enough to destroy his enemies

Biggest Weakness: Keeps Stitt’s head too warm for summer

(1) Paul George vs. (16) Kevin Stitt's eyebrows

  • (1) Paul George (82%, 589 Votes)
  • (16) Kevin Stitt's eyebrows (18%, 132 Votes)

Total Voters: 721

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(8) The Franchise

Who: Local sports radio station

Biggest Strength: Broadcasts OU Football games

Biggest Weakness: Andrew Gilman

(9) The Sports Animal

Who: Local sports radio station

Biggest Strength: Broadcasts Thunder games

Biggest Weakness: Regular Jim Traber

(8) The Franchise vs (9) The Sports Animal

  • (8) The Franchise (53%, 386 Votes)
  • (9) The Sports Animal (47%, 338 Votes)

Total Voters: 724

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(4) Darci Lynne Farmer

Who: America’s Got Talent winner

Biggest Strength: Competition-winning ventriloquism

Biggest Weakness: Ventriloquism is only popular with children and serial killers

(13) Joe Exotic

Who: Former tiger zoo operator, aspiring politician, and alleged murder-for-hire conspirator

Biggest Strength: A golden mullet and tiger army

Biggest Weakness: Being broke as shit

(4) Darci Lynne Farmer vs (13) Joe Exotic

  • (4) Darci Lynne Farmer (57%, 411 Votes)
  • (13) Joe Exotic (43%, 309 Votes)

Total Voters: 720

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(5) Jesse Jane vs (12) Emily Virgin

Who: Adult-film star

Biggest Strength: Oklahoma Sooners fan

Biggest Weakness: Can’t handle her liquor

(12) Emily Virgin

Who: Oklahoma House of Representatives Minority Leader

Biggest Strength: Common sense and a good moral compass

Biggest Weakness: Parks and Rec

(5) Jesse Jane vs (12) Emily Virgin

  • (12) Emily Virgin (60%, 441 Votes)
  • (5) Jesse Jane (40%, 299 Votes)

Total Voters: 740

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