Have you checked your calendar? No, it's not just another Wednesday in the red-dirt state – it's the beginning of the Sweet Sixteen rounds of Ogle Madness! How is your bracket going so far? Have you been more successful or busted faster than efforts to protect the environment? Things are beginning to thin out to the best and brightest. Do your part and vote!
(1) Russell Westbrook vs (12) Skirvin Ghost
(2) Joleen Chaney vs (3) Teachers
Vote below!
(1) Russell Westbrook
Round Two: Defeated (9) David Boren 526-120
Who: One of the best to play the game
Biggest Strength: Basketballing
Biggest Weakness: Racist Utah Jazz Fans
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(12) Skirvin Ghost
Round Two: Defeated (4) Slappy McHeehaw 453-198
Who: A spectral maid looming the hotel halls
Biggest Strength: Floating through walls
Biggest Weakness: Probably watches you poop
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(2) Joleen Chaney
Round Two: Defeated (10) Cow-Tipping T-Shirts 490-170
Who: KFOR news anchor
Biggest Strength: Matriarch of News Channel 4 and a black cocktail dress
Biggest Weakness: Replying to text messages
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(3) Teachers
Round Two: Defeated (11) Ribeye Steak 429-226
Who: People most screwed by Oklahoma lawmakers lack of empathy
Biggest Strength: Education and crowd-sourcing
Biggest Weakness: Disposable income
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