Ogle Madness XII: The Elite 8

Good Monday morning, you bright-eyed, bushy-tailed Oklahomans. After two weeks, of voting, we’ve reached the Elite 8 of Ogle Madness (view the bracket here).

Here’s the incredible slate of matchups:

(2) Steven Adams vs (5) Kendra Horn
(3) OKC Cock Ring vs (12) Emily Virgin
(1) Marla Morgan vs (2) Lacey Swope
(1) Russell Westbrook vs (3) Teachers

The Elite 8 has a bit of everything Ogle Madness has to offer – media babes, politicians, occupations, athletes and public art. Who will advance to the Final 4? Cast your vote after the jump…

(2) Steven Adams

Last Round: Defeated (3) Kyler Murray 522-231

Who: Center for the OKC Thunder

Biggest Strength: Fun charisma

Biggest Weakness: Known to play dirty sometimes

(5) Kendra Horn

Last Round: Defeated (1) Emily Sutton 387-369

Who: A blue beacon in a sea of red

Biggest Strength: Giving Democrats hope that a vote does count

Biggest Weakness: That same hope being dashed when Republicans don’t give a shit

(2) Steven Adams vs (5) Kendra Horn

  • (2) Steven Adams (55%, 464 Votes)
  • (5) Kendra Horn (45%, 378 Votes)

Total Voters: 842

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(3) OKC Cock Ring

Last Round: Defeated (2) Lincoln Riley 419-301

Who: The best art Oklahoma City has to offer

Biggest Strength: Perfect photo-ops

Biggest Weakness: The person who thought it was a great idea

(12) Emily Virgin

Last Round: Defeated (1) Paul George 388-363

Who: Oklahoma House of Representatives Minority Leader

Biggest Strength: Common sense and a good moral compass

Biggest Weakness: Parks and Rec

(3) OKC Cock Ring vs (12) Emily Virgin

  • (3) OKC Cock Ring (57%, 472 Votes)
  • 12) Emily Virgin (43%, 355 Votes)

Total Voters: 827

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(1) Marla Morgan

Last Round: Defeated (13) Nipple Church 428-367

Who: Mike Morgan’s hot wife and last year’s Ogle Madness champion

Biggest Strength: Oklahoma’s defining MILF

Biggest Weakness: Her husband’s flashier ties

(2) Lacey Swope

Last Round: Defeated (3) Carrie Underwood 448-324

Who: Severe weather babe and former Ogle Madness champion

Biggest Strength: Being the best smoke-show in front of a green screen

Biggest Weakness: Not knowing distance in relation to family time

(1) Marla Morgan vs (2) Lacey Swope

  • (2) Lacey Swope (64%, 533 Votes)
  • (1) Marla Morgan (36%, 306 Votes)

Total Voters: 839

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(1) Russell Westbrook

Last Round: Defeated (12) Skirvin Ghost 413-235

Who: One of the best to play the game

Biggest Strength: Basketballing

Biggest Weakness: Racist Utah Jazz Fans

(3) Teachers

Last Round: Defeated (2) Joleen Chaney 344-296

Who: People most screwed by Oklahoma lawmakers lack of empathy

Biggest Strength: Education and crowd-sourcing

Biggest Weakness: Disposable income

(1) Russell Westbrook vs (3) Teachers

  • (3) Teachers (60%, 488 Votes)
  • (1) Russell Westbrook (40%, 319 Votes)

Total Voters: 807

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