Good Monday morning, you bright-eyed, bushy-tailed Oklahomans. After two weeks, of voting, we’ve reached the Elite 8 of Ogle Madness (view the bracket here).
Here’s the incredible slate of matchups:
(2) Steven Adams vs (5) Kendra Horn
(3) OKC Cock Ring vs (12) Emily Virgin
(1) Marla Morgan vs (2) Lacey Swope
(1) Russell Westbrook vs (3) Teachers
The Elite 8 has a bit of everything Ogle Madness has to offer – media babes, politicians, occupations, athletes and public art. Who will advance to the Final 4? Cast your vote after the jump…
(2) Steven Adams
Last Round: Defeated (3) Kyler Murray 522-231
Who:Â Center for the OKC Thunder
Biggest Strength: Fun charisma
Biggest Weakness: Known to play dirty sometimes
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(5) Kendra Horn
Last Round:Â Defeated (1) Emily Sutton 387-369
Who:Â A blue beacon in a sea of red
Biggest Strength: Giving Democrats hope that a vote does count
Biggest Weakness: That same hope being dashed when Republicans don’t give a shit
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(2) Steven Adams vs (5) Kendra Horn
- (2) Steven Adams (55%, 464 Votes)
- (5) Kendra Horn (45%, 378 Votes)
Total Voters: 842
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(3) OKC Cock Ring
Last Round:Â Defeated (2) Lincoln Riley 419-301
Who:Â The best art Oklahoma City has to offer
Biggest Strength: Perfect photo-ops
Biggest Weakness: The person who thought it was a great idea
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(12) Emily Virgin
Last Round:Â Defeated (1)Â Paul George 388-363
Who:Â Oklahoma House of Representatives Minority Leader
Biggest Strength: Common sense and a good moral compass
Biggest Weakness: Parks and Rec
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(3) OKC Cock Ring vs (12) Emily Virgin
- (3) OKC Cock Ring (57%, 472 Votes)
- 12) Emily Virgin (43%, 355 Votes)
Total Voters: 827
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(1) Marla Morgan
Last Round:Â Defeated (13)Â Nipple Church 428-367
Who: Mike Morgan’s hot wife and last year’s Ogle Madness champion
Biggest Strength: Oklahoma’s defining MILF
Biggest Weakness: Her husband’s flashier ties
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(2) Lacey Swope
Last Round:Â Defeated (3)Â Carrie Underwood 448-324
Who:Â Severe weather babe and former Ogle Madness champion
Biggest Strength: Being the best smoke-show in front of a green screen
Biggest Weakness: Not knowing distance in relation to family time
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(1) Marla Morgan vs (2) Lacey Swope
- (2) Lacey Swope (64%, 533 Votes)
- (1) Marla Morgan (36%, 306 Votes)
Total Voters: 839
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(1) Russell Westbrook
Last Round:Â Defeated (12)Â Skirvin Ghost 413-235
Who:Â One of the best to play the game
Biggest Strength:Â Basketballing
Biggest Weakness: Racist Utah Jazz Fans
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(3) Teachers
Last Round:Â Defeated (2)Â Joleen Chaney 344-296
Who:Â People most screwed by Oklahoma lawmakers lack of empathy
Biggest Strength: Education and crowd-sourcing
Biggest Weakness: Disposable income
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(1) Russell Westbrook vs (3) Teachers
- (3) Teachers (60%, 488 Votes)
- (1) Russell Westbrook (40%, 319 Votes)
Total Voters: 807
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As I type this, Lacey leads Marla 178-99.
Time for Marla to awaken her social media machine. Elections aren’t won on popularity alone.
Is Russ feeling the effects of the on court shit show we are seeing post All-Star break?
Morgan is down by 154 at 3:30. If she wins this, SHE’S CHEATING!!!!
Still beautiful and funny. Not to mention a great ER nurse.
Did you really just stomp your foot and put your hands on your hips when you said that???
And thank you Steve for the kind words!!!
Collusion
It was a great run, Marla-I’m disappointed you didn’t win, but Lacey is top notch as well. I think to showcase what the voters may have missed is for you to flood this site with pics, more of you, less of the clothes-just kidding (not really)……………by the way, I think you and Mike should go as the “Slingers” from the commercial this Halloween! LOL
You may have been eliminated but you’re always final four in my book!
M&M, Fine candy, fine couple, fine Oklahomans doing important work for all of us……..seriously.
Down goes Westbrook!! You’ve probably pissed him off (which may be redundant as he’s ALWAYS pissed off) so much he’ll get his 53rd technical of the season and be suspended for half of next season.
Westbrook, who I have met and he couldn’t have been kinder or more generous to a modest request I made, was so ‘pissed’ off tonight that he did something not done in the last 51 years. 20/20/21 as in twenty points, twenty rebounds and twenty one assists. The last to do that was some fellow named Chamberlain in 68 a very good year for him and a terrible year for America and the world.
Thank you ALL for the very nice things you’ve said!! Lacy is a very lovely young lady and I wish her the very best!!!!! I will give my farewell speech and turn over my crown when all is said and done to whomever or……….whatever wins!!